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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:28am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:33am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 6:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 9:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:48am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:02am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:39am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:02am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:49am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:24am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:26am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:35am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 10:01am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 1:37am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:53am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 11:38am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:38am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 5:45am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 10:43am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:29am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:29am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:33am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:08am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:40am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 7:01am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:10am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 10:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:55pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:48am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:55am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:21am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:19am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:36am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:10am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 8:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 8:29am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 7:04am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 7:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:48am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 2:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 7:36am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 6:31am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 1:31pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:19am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:21am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:46am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:37am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:31am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 5:16am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:18am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:47pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:03am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:23am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:59am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 12:50pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:34am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 1:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:56am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:07am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:56am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:03am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2023 @ 6:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2023 @ 3:25am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:01am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:56am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:02am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:04am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:54am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:59am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:22am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 2:56am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 1:04pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:05am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2024 @ 1:04pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:06am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 7:38am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 4:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:56am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:03am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:53am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:42am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:43am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:54am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:48am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:53am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:16am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:17am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 8:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 11:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:06am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:32am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:03am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:23am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 7:53am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:15pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:02am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:03am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2023 @ 6:55am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 9:50pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:08pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 11:06am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 8:55am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 6:20am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 9:51am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 7:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 6:55am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2023 @ 6:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:39am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:47am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:45am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:32am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 9:59am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:19am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:46am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:52am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 10:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 6:53am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2023 @ 6:43am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 6:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 May @ 1:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 8:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 10:39pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:15am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 11:57am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:00am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 11:02am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2023 @ 5:21am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:15am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:13am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2023 @ 5:35am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 12:40pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 3:20pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 10:55pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 12:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2023 @ 6:01am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:24pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 7:19am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:34pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2023 @ 8:05am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 6:42am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:19pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 9:58am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 5:22am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:08pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:23am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:47am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:37am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:34am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2023 @ 1:53pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:30am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:49am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2023 @ 6:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:48am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:49am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:09am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2023 @ 9:51am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:28am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:33am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:28am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:31am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
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Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
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Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:48am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 May @ 6:33am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 12:29am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:48am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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