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Did you know if you have your employees work past 12 p.m/
it counts as a new day, and you don't have to pay them any overtime salaries.
For employees
Don't poop or pee at home, or at any places that's not work.
Save it!
If you only poop at work, means you poop with pay.
Do it! Even if you are a driver! poop at work!
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What happens when an astronaut farts in the space suit?
I mean isn't that concerning?
I can't belive some girls would do online NSFW streaming for money!
Where is the moral sense? Where is the self-respect? Where is the decency?
and WHERE IS THE LINK??????????????
How to avoid paying taxes
Really>? They ought to put you in jail, you society's parasite
seriously how would I know? I never had a job
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被迫和生活对线的第1088天
Im so sick of Capcom remaking every single Resident Evil game
and forgeting about DevilMayCay 3 Remake
If you can see this, you are gay
This is not a joke but a well studied scientific found.
and the reason you are seeing this, is because you are gay.
steam algorithm doesn't lie
A legend once said:
"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
------Homer Simpson works for shcool and marriage too
Why do guys call their girlfriend, and why your boyfriend calls you cheap things,
like sugar, honey?
If they really love their lovers, they shoud call them expensive things like
Medical bills, mortgage, crystal mas, Jetstream, ElonMusk
Amber Heard's poop on Johnny Depp's bed
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悗f篝嚠篩i縒縡齢 Ⅷ辨f
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幢儂儼巓襴緲′ `守枢i磬廛
嚠篩I縒縡夢'´ `守峽f
蚌紕襴緲′ ‘守畝
f瓲軌揄′ ,gf毯綴
鳫襴鑿 奪寔f厦
絨緲′ ”'罨悳
巓緲′ 綴〟 ”'罨椁
巓登嶮 薤篝㎜㎜ g 緲 甯體i爺綴。, ”'罨琥
I軌襴暹 甯幗緲fi' 緲',纜 贒i綟碕碚爺綴。 ”'罨皴
巓襴驫 霤I緲緲 纜穐 甯絛跨飩i髢綴馳爺綴。`'等誄
Due to the lack of funds
Scientific Found will be often delayed in the future
and yes, it takes a whole studio of Anthropologists and Psychologists to come up with a new gay thing about you but you didn't know until I tell you.
The reason you are still denying yourself being gay
is because
you haven't seen a shemale pretty enough to change your mind.
Here, some pretty for your leap of faith
:@VenusSunrise
@Evelynforever
@NatalieMars
@Izzy Wilde
@Bangtan Sonyeon Dan
@Justin Bieber
@Drake
@John Cena
Obese gay people like to say no
are you one of them?
Did you know you can pretty much answer every question everyone's ever asked by saying " Your mom"?
regardless of what others think
Your high school math teacher's new philippine stepmon might not be spider-man
but she'd still shoot white stuff on him.
never let him know how lucky he is by telling him the truth
If you are a nihilist or constantly having existential crisis.
You probably enjoy Deathconsciousness by Have a Nice Life or Me And the Birds by Duster
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Hey! You all stop calling the owner of this profile page racist!
He is not !!!
and here are the reasons:
1) He has dark hair in his No No Area
2)He's phone is most likely black
3)He loves BBC Big Black Co....
Did you know why Issac Newton is known for " the guy who discovered gravity" and not for "the guy who invented gravity"?
Because he sucks and it's shown in his name
who t hell would name their kid "I suck“?
Procrastinating?
Remember! Getting things done only makes room for more things to come!
Dont leave your comfort zone!
Life Hack 101
Did you know you can get free candy so easily?
Whenever you see a van parking down the street.
Don't be shy, go ask the owner if he's got any candy
He'd be lovely to invite you to his basement for free snacks, games, and free housing.
and you will get more if you are a kid or female.
and don't forget to mention that you have 2 kidneys, 1 liver, and 37 lungs!
and bronze 4 in League of Legends
and IQ 250
and no one is gonna look for you if you're missing
Found yourself lack of Motivation:>?
well, let me tell you something.
I used to be so fat, and I was ashamed of my shape.
So afraid that I couldn't even get out of my room because I felt like everyone would be judging my appearance.
Look at me now!
So fat that I can't even get through the door!
Why do men like you choose to be gay?
girls have that thing for pooping too, you know?>
It's Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you!
done, now beam me up, Spock
Did you know that you'll get hypersexuality when you are having a maniac episode when you are bipolar
feeling like watch porn 5 times a day
and sicence has found that masturbating 2 times a week incrases your life expectancy by 20%?
and which makes you logically immortal?
Stop wasting your life, go get your dream life
follow my successf guys's instructions:
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1) Uninstall Your Games
2) Turn off your PC
3) Go touch some grass
4) Go take a shower
5) Buy a rope
6) Do Erotic Asphyxiation
I'm a pro binge eater
Do you know what comes after binge eating?
binge pooping
You vs Shrek
1) Shrek is most likely uglier than you
You--1 Shrek--0
2) Shrek is more famous
You--1 Shrek --2
3) Shrek has a wife
You----1 Shrek---3
4) Shrek can sing ALL STAR
You--0 Shrek--5
5) Shrek is straight and you are an hidden gay.
You---99 Shrek--5
Congratulations! You won!
Brad Pitt is Gorge Clooney's boyfriend, and he's been cheating with Tom Cruise/
Gay will say it's fake
How to cure your mental illness
1), Don't sleep.
--when you go to bed, you are most vulerable to your negative thoughts, stay up
if you really need to sleep, you'll sleep when you slip into a coma.
2).Stay inside.
if you stay in your room 4ever and never leave. nohing bad outside could happen to you
3), last but not least, be an openly announced gay
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KFC's new chicken pizza, aka CHIZZA sucks
nothing like in the commercial
it's just a big fried chicken steak with melted chesse on it
Signs you have Alzheimer
1): You forget things more often
2): You lose the ability to count
3): You forgot you are gay
3): You'd strongly deny being gay
2): You forget things
Did you know that if we all stop paying taxes, the gov will eventually run out of money to make us pay?
So don't be afraid of IRS or Jail time
Be a pioneer, be a martyr!
Don't pay your tax!
I'm unemployed
我们曾饮马顿河水,
跨进乌克兰的草原,
翻过乌拉尔的高原,
将克里姆林宫的红星
再次点燃。
我们曾沿着公社的足迹,
穿过巴黎的大街小巷,
踏着《国际歌》的颤点,
冲杀欧罗巴的每一个城镇,乡村,港湾。
我们曾利用过耶路撒冷的哭墙,
把基督徒恶毒的子弹阻挡。
将红旗插在苏伊士河畔。”
Did you know in this day, you can basically bring all kinds of animals in public places,
as long as it's a certified " Emotional Supoort Anima"
say, some kid could really use some emotional support AK-47, right?
A legend once said:" A gay without an iPhone is not a real gay"
real, google it up
Did you know when a short person wave at you
it's called a microwave
When you go on an adventure or hiking , camping whatever,\
just rememer to install some weird apps and save some weird webs
in case you get lost, there are always some single moms in your area want to meet you
( ˶°ㅁ°) !! uwu
have i ever told u that u been my fav cosplayer?
everyday you wake up and dress up like a real man instead of those pretty femboy dresses you want in your closet
just want u 2 know that u r my fav pretty princess
uwu≽^•⩊•^≼
Moral Class 101
What would you do when you encounter and got stuck with some kind of stewpid annoying kids?
Well, before you do anything, just remember:
Kids are the future
Theore, today belongs to us!
Kick Punch, X+X+X, Y+Y+X
Spam Ultimate
Finish him!
Earth can't leave the solar system is because of the sun's gravity
Human can't jump out of earth is because of the gravity pull of your mom's orbit.
Greetings! Today I'd like to tell another exceedingly excellent your mom joke, if you don't wish to see it,
pls skip and don't clike the dark space to see it.