“Faker：第5冠为粉丝们而战！”

祝Isabelle桑中秋佳節愉快，月圓人團圓喔~~~^^

我亲爱的朋友，祝您中秋快乐！
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival！My friend！
By:Q

爱猫人士中秋节快乐呢~不知道有没有吃月饼呢ww
咱的话月饼还是最喜欢吃传统的五仁月饼啦
结果发现身边的朋友没有一个人喜欢这个口味的，还被吐槽咱好重口

Have a nice weekend

⢰⣶⣶⣦⣝⢝⢕⢕⠅⡆⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣴⠏⣠⡶⠛⡉⡉⡛⢶⣦⡀⠐⣕
⡄⢻⢟⣿⣿⣷⣕⣕⣅⣿⣔⣕⣵⣵⣿⣿⢠⣿⢠⣮⡈⣌⠨⠅⠹⣷⡀⢱
⡵⠟⠈⢀⣀⣀⡀⠉⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⢈⡋⠴⢿⡟⣡⡇⣿⡇⡀
⠁⣠⣾⠟⡉⡉⡉⠻⣦⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠸⣿⣦⣥⣿⡇⡿⣰⢗
⢰⣿⡏⣴⣌⠈⣌⠡⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣉⣉⣁⣄⢖⢕⢕
⢻⣿⡇⢙⠁⠴⢿⡟⣡⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵
⣄⣻⣿⣌⠘⢿⣷⣥⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢄⠻⣿⣟⠿⠦⠍⠉⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡑⣑⣈⣻⢗⢟⢞⢝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⠿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁
⡵⡈⢟⢕⢕⢕⢕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣀⣈
⡵⡕⡀⠑⠳⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢉⡠⡲⡫⡪⡪

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ｡
ﾟ。 Have a nice day
　ﾟ･｡･ﾟ

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Sony cultists keep telling you Playstation has more games than Xbox.

What they don't tell you is that:

PS5 has no new games, and most of them also run on PS4.

While Cloud Saving is basiclly free on all PC game stores, on PS5 you have to pay for PS plus to get that feature (even xbox offer this for free)
and on PS4,PS3 you can manual-save to your USB flash drive,

on PS5? only games marked "PS4" are allowed to do that.

damn that's so ♥♥♥♥♥ obvious, just want you to buy ps plus!!!!!

⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⣼⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡏⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄
⠄⠄⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
⠄⢰⠃⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄
⠄⢸⢠⣿⣿⣧⡙⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⡇⠸⣿⡿⣸⡇⠄
⠄⠈⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⠳⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣀⣈⠙⠃⠄⠿⢇⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠄⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⡀⣼⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠄⢹⡘⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡀⠄⢀⣴⣾⣟⠉⠉⠉⠉⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢹⣿⠃⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢷⡘⢿⣿⣎⢻⣷⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠟⢫⡾⢸⡟⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣦⡙⠿⣧⠙⢷⠙⠻⠿⢿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠄⠂⠘⠁⠞⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠑⣠⣤⣴⡖⠄⠿⣋⣉⣉⡁⠄⢾⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

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It seems every guru online always tells about his life.
-like__

how he has sex 2-3 times a day
he goes to gym everyday
he doesn't waste time on Games or Social media
he reads books a lot
he doesn't need a job to live
he doen't live with his parents.


what he doesn't tell you is that
................

This is literally his current life in jail

准备好直面天命了吗

“南 无 阿 弥 多 婆 夜”

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remember how celebrities on TV always tell kids "Stay in school?"

that's what My buddy and I did.

Look at me, 54 years old, working as a junior high janitor,

my buddy,
he just never successfully graduated from the same junior high for the last 40 years

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Did you know why there is already Final Fantasy XVI but only Devil May Cry 5?

Camcon cheap basterrrrrds!!!!!!!!

They won't give enough hair product budgets for Vergil!
If you look back, you'd realize 4.5 out of 6 DMC games were caused by Vergil!

And look at Final Fantasy, look at their characters! Each one from each game has more hair glue than Vergil had in a decade!

⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣣⠄⡀⢬⣭⣻⣷⡌⢿⣿⣿
⡀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⣆⢹⣿⣿⣿⡈⢿⣿
⡇⠄⢛⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠹⣿⣆⠸⣆⠙⠛⠛⠃⠘⣿
⣡⠄⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠁⣠⣉⣤⣴⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⡇⢸
⢿⣆⠰⡘⢿⣿⠿⢛⣉⣥⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⠟⣉⣤⣶⣶⣾⣿⡄
⠸⣿⠄⢳⣠⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⢣⣡⣶⠿⠟⠛⠓⣚⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⠄⠻⣧⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣷⡀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡋⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣾⡆⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁
⡘⣿⡀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄
⣷⡈⢷⡀⠙⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠷⠾⠿⠟⣛⣋⣥⣶⣄⠄⢀⣄
Have a good weekend

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MAN I HATE YOUTUBE NOW BANING all kinds of ad skipper, ad speed-up-er, even aotu skip!

all for it's over priced youtube premium, 14 USD a month, seriously?

and have you noticed ads are getting more frequent and longer and unskipable

it's true, click the block button on the ad only takes 5 seconds while waiting for the unskipable ads combo to finish would take
15x2= 30 seconds!

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Why you should watch Borat(2006)
1) It is a very serious documentary about the American Dream
2) It is very funny
3)It is very age friendly, you should totally watch with kids, kids need fun so they don't grow up creepy.
4)No NSFW plots, No racism or any other offensive forms.
5)It is the greastes film on earth and will be for another 50000000 years.
6)It has tons of gay NSFW stuff, you'll like it

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... And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

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9th generation gaming sucks, it's mostly industrial garbage and can run on last gen's consoles, and they ain't that productive like they used to.

today owning a PS2 or PS3/Xbox360 makes it all nostalgia and priceless in memorise, it was all about fun.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⠤⠤⠖⠒⠒⠒⠤⣀
⣀⣀⣀⡠⠔⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤
⠀⠉⢒⠀⠀⢀⣦⠖⡟⣠⠋⢦⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠈⣄
⠀⣴⠁⠀⣴⠁⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠈⣤⡀⠀⣿⠀⢳⡄⡄
⢣⢣⠀⣼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⣿⠀⢸⣾⣿⠁⢹
⠀⢸⢴⢙⣠⡖⡲⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠴⡶⣌⢸⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⡆
⠀⡞⠀⡃⢹⣿⣻⠈⠀⠀⠀⠋⢺⡫⢷⢻⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸
⠀⡇⠀⠇⠸⣝⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣬⣿⣾⢸⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢀⠀⣯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠄⠀⠀⠁⠀⡾⣹⠄⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸
⢸⠀⠀⣦⣾⣿⣦⣴⣾⣦⣴⣾⣷⣄⡤⡇⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⡄
⡜⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⠘⡀
⡇⠀⠀⠀⡟⠁⠈⠛⠁⠈⠚⠉⠀⠈⠏⠀⠀⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱
⢳⠀⠀⢀⠃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⠀⣰⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸

爱猫人士七夕快乐呢~

Have a nice weekend

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Petah Pakah and Miles Morales are two unique Spidermen
Do you know the difference between them?
-
Well, Miles is a N and has bio electricity and invisible ability.

Petah just shoots bad guys with his much thicker semen and leaves it everywhere in New York.

⣛⡓⣉⠉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠿⣹⡏⣿⣿⣧⢸⣧⣿⣿⣨⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿
⠸⣷⣹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣯⣳⣿⣭⣽⢼⣿⣜⣿⣇⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⠁⢰⣿
⠄⢻⣷⣿⡄⢈⠿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠲⢯⣿⣒⡾⣼⣷⡹⣿⣿⠄⣼⣿
⡄⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣽⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠳⠽⠿⢠⣿⣿
⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢄⣹⡿⠃⠄⠄⣰⠎⡈⣾⣿⣿
⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣭⣽⣖⣄⣴⣯⣾⢷⣿⣿⣿
⣧⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠊⠙⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣦⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢀⣴⢾⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⢽⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⣻⠿⣟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃
⣿⣿⣿⡎⣷⣽⠻⣇⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣵⣿⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠱⡟
周末愉快

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If your PC set doennot have those, it's out of date!

Jumbotron Screen
Edible Power Supply
Eco-Friendly Case
At least 5 of GTX 750 GPUs
HUAWEI CPU
Bulletproof Case Shell
AI Assistant Hentai Figures & Stickers
DOLBY VISION RBG LIGHTS
1TB exFAT Flashdrive (It's called flashdrive? Speed of light!)
Real Life Mouse
Razer MIDI Keyboard
------------
If not, you are nothing

⢕⢕⢕⢕⠁⢜⠕⢁⣴⣿⡇⢓⢕⢵⢐⢕⢕⠕⢁⣾⢿⣧⠑⢕⢕⠄⢑⢕⠅⢕ ⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑ ⠍⣧⠄⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣔⢕⢄⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡑⢕⢤⠱⢐ ⢠⢕⠅⣾⣿⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐ ⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⠄⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔ ⢕⢕⢽⢸⢟⢟⢖⢖⢤⣶⡟⢻⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣦⢤⢤⢔⢞⢿⢿⣿⠁⢕ ⢕⢕⠅⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄⠛⢀⣦⠈⠛⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕ ⢕⢕⠅⢓⣕⣕⣕⣕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡵⢀⢕⢕ ⢑⢕⠃⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⢕⢕⢕ ⣆⢕⠄⢱⣄⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢁⢕⢕⠕⢁

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PS5 is good, the cheapest 4K gaming you can have.

PS5 store isn't.

I'm kinda disappointed , PS5 is almost 4 years old.
and still more PS4 games than PS5 games.(and most of them are just next-gen updated PS4 games)
and tons of them are Sweet Baby Inc Detected!

no wonder community says it's more of a UHD remastered PS4

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“题说众世铭八苦，玉浪孤灯引夙心。岁月山河何处寄，游仙掠海忘离人。”

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Get rich quick:
Step 1:
Get a bunch of simps for yourself
Step 2:
Get diabetes
Step 3:
Diabetic urine is sweet like honey, my friend.
You are gonna make some dentists real rich!
Step 4:
take 80% of the money from the dentists and give them each a cup of your urine for each transaction.

周末愉快~

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In most online games
"Your mom" is banned for account names.

"Thy mum" isn't

are they stewid?

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Buy me RTX 4090.
I need it to generate high quality Elsa&Anna lesbian pictures.

U can hav all of my work

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I came back from a not-distant future to deliver this message

The guy who shall post a comment after me actually has stage 4 prostate cancer

Godbless

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This dude has a crush on you! 👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓👇↓

⡆⣸⡟⣼⣯⠏⣾⣿⢸⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠸⠁⢹⡿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⡇⡟⣸⢟⣫⡅⣶⢆⡶⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣛⠃⠰⠆⠈⠁⠈⠙⠈⠻⣿⢹⡏⠄
⣧⣱⡷⣱⠿⠟⠛⠼⣇⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣰⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠈⠄⠄
⡏⡟⢑⠃⡠⠂⠄⠄⠈⣾⢻⣿⣿⡿⡹⡳⠋⠉⠁⠉⠙⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄
⡇⠁⢈⢰⡇⠄⠄⡙⠂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣱⣿⡗⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⠈⢰⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠘⣿⣧⠴⣄⣡⢄⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⡇⢀⠄⠤⠈⠁⣠⣠⣸⢠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⢀⠄⠄⣿⣿⣷⣬⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣟⢷⡶⢗⡰⣿⣿⠇⠘⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⣿⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⡟⢀⠃⠄⢸⡄⠁⣸
⣿⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢄⡆⠄⢀⣪⡆⠄⣿
⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣟⣻⣩⣾⣃⣴⣿⣿⡇⠸⢾

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Even Homer Simpson from the game The Simpsons: Hit and Run can do double jump.

Yet Vergil is still seeking more power
is he stewpid>?

Foolishness Vergil, foolishness

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Go ask anyone who's dated their teacher

None of them has any regrets.

Especially for those who received homeschool education

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Vegetarians do not eat any meat

Vegan is more radical than vegetarian.
They eat Vegetables+ Bacon

Vegetable+Bacon = Vegan

ID:Sigma-man996
If you have a play station, you can add me as a friend. Currently, I should be a long-term second tier member, but unfortunately, I can only go online on weekends.

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You might have heard from me that one leading reason short people die faster is because they inhale more fart than us.

well, here's another one

they'are too short
which makes them able to give themselves bl0w j0bs
hence they do it 24/7 and die

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠖⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠒⠦⡤⠤⣄⡀⠀⠀
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⠀⣰⠛⠰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⠘⣇
⢠⡇⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠞⠛⢛⣠⣄⡀⠈⢧⠹
⣼⢀⡏⠀⠠⠶⠖⠒⠀⡀⠀⣠⣀⣰⠀⠀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⠀
⣿⢸⡇⣤⣶⣶⣦⠀⠀⠈⠉⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⠴⠋⠉⠉⠛⢯⡀
⡟⠘⣿⠻⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⢠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠇⠀⠈⢷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿
⠇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⢹⡏⠀⢹⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣿⠏
⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠁⠀⠙⠛⠛⠓⠢⢤⣤⣤⣤⣴⡾⠛⠙⢧⠀
⠻⢦⣤⡤⠴⠚⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠿⠿⠟⠁⠀⠀⢸⡆

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Failing is not bad, not trying is!

what im saying is do not be afraid of failing

say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way

“They're gonna' crumble one by one”

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How to show your love to someone in Chinese

Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许

Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你

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As we know 60% of a human body is made of water

which means if you like water
you like 60% of every other man on earth.

Being gay is cool now, don't be shy.

but my love for my friend's mom is definitely 100%

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Did you know if you remove meat from your diet
can help you reduce 80% of your will to live

晚安别睡觉了，快去学习😊

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Did you know the border between USA and Canada is just a big road in a vast forest?

While Mexicans be like : nice wall they built those years

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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone