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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:20am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:00am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 1:51pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:21pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:28am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:21am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:01am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 10:41am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 6:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 10:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 10:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:32pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:21am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:42pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:12am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:43am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:40am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:12pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:09pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:29am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:51am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 9:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 3:43pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:30am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:27pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 2:23pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:39am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:00pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 4:38am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 10:31am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:01pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:28am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:01am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:58pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 1:48am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:25pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:56pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:57pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:44am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:44am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:44am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 9:45pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 8:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:02am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:37pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:10am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:53am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:04am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 9:02pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:06pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:28pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 5:09pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 1:18am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:56pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:44pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:44am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:46am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2022 @ 10:39am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 12:53am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:46am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:22am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:43am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:56am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:37am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:42am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:34pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:50pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 9:13am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:16am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 1:59pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:38am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 12:05pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 7:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:26am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2021 @ 11:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:29pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:01pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:05am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 12:54am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:19am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 2:11am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 12:12pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:46pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 12:07pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 1:54pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 4:58pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 6:55am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 9:39am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:25am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 11:32am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 9:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:40pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:47am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:29am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:09am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 7:44am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 6:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:14am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:53pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:27am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:20am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 7:44am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:00pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:17am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:18am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun @ 4:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 4:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:19am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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