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Recent reviews by jurando

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4 people found this review helpful
40.5 hrs on record (29.6 hrs at review time)
Good. Hard. Addictive. Short. Add new content. Please. I'll pay.
Posted 12 July, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
nanako is the killer
Posted 14 June, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
494.1 hrs on record (406.1 hrs at review time)
It's alright.
Posted 20 April, 2020. Last edited 29 November, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
100.9 hrs on record (44.8 hrs at review time)
Worst soulsborne game, but that doesn't change the fact that it's still one of the best video games of all time.
Posted 4 March, 2020. Last edited 5 March, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
119.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Breaks all conventions set up by the rest of the series, and that's exactly why it's the best one out of all of them. Go in with an open mind.


(Ignore my playtime, played for hundreds of hours on other platforms)
Posted 4 March, 2020.
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This review has been banned by a Steam moderator for violating the Steam Terms of Service. It cannot be modified by the reviewer.
2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
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Posted 29 December, 2019.
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13 people found this review helpful
92.4 hrs on record (91.7 hrs at review time)
save in the name of true love
Posted 13 December, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
45.2 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
epic
Posted 1 November, 2019.
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5 people found this review helpful
51.8 hrs on record
This game saved my life.

I am 24.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and adopted our son together. They are now both 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I found myself lost and miserable. I was self destructive. I got so mad one day from everything spiralling out of my control that I punched some concrete in a moment of overwhelming emotion. That caused me to break my 5th metacarpal in my right hand... my working hand... my games hand.. the hand that I held and carried my children to bed with.. The hand I desperately needed to make sure I could continue to provide.

After learning of the severity of my self-inflicted damage, I was borderline suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man with no history of depression or anxiety. I have never had fits of rage, or been one to break down and cry, but I was in a low spot that just really buried me from being able to see the light on the other side.

Having nothing better to do, I searched for a game I could play, ONE HANDED while I recovered. I somehow stumbled upon this game and read some of the reviews. I decided that it had to be worth a shot... I must admit, I didn't beat the game, or play nearly as long as some of you. In fact, I may have only played this game a day or two.. With that being said, after doing so, I had a new found joy and hope for life. I was able to put behind me the pain and suffering that had been cast over me. I was able to experience other peoples joy and happiness. I was able to see the fruits of my "labor". I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.

After coming to that realization, I turned the game off, and I went back to work. It hurt my hand like hell but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so damn sorry for myself, and I became the father I needed to be in that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving as.

Today, I am close friend with my kids mother. We don't fight, or argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents, and friends.

I now have 3 kids. My third child is, wait for it, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my own separation, and we just stumbled in to each others life unexpectedly. We have been in a relationship for a year now, and are very happy together.

Moral of the story, you never know what life holds in store for you, and if I would have given up when all the odds were stacked against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.
Posted 30 June, 2019. Last edited 23 March, 2021.
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305 people found this review helpful
228 people found this review funny
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0.7 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Gdzie lezie, ma kasę?
3000 dukatów albo spadaj.
Posted 31 May, 2019.
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