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ㅤ* If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
ㅤ* WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
ㅤ* Man: (to friend) I'm taking my wife on an African Safari.
Friend: Wow! What would you do if a vicious lion attacked your wife?
Man: Nothing.
Friend: Nothing? You wouldn't do anything?
Man: Too right. I'd let the stupid lion fend for himself!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!