hello sexlords

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,
responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and
immature.
-- Tom Robbins
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One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word.
-- Robert Heinlein
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"The geeks shall inherit the earth."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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/* dbmrefcnt--; */ /* doesn't work, rats */
-- Larry Wall in hash.c from the perl source code
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Someone is speaking well of you.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think
like Flanders!

Homer's Brain:
I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater
everyday, and --

Homer: The Springfield River!

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
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