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Praise the Omnissiah!

Clearly one of the greatest games of a generation.

The Emperor protects.

Wonkey-stein II: The New Annoyance.

POSTED: 11/16/18

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
I purchased the Omnissiah Edition and have listened to it in the car and on my motorcycle riding around town. Definitely worth the small tacked-on price in my opinion. Great compositions all around.

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life
Recently I found myself revisiting Warhammer 40K lore because the story is that good. I really like the mystery of it all and I feel by having some prior knowledge you can really get immersed in the RPG side of the game.

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Worth the price - I feel like this game could have easily been more expensive. If you want to try the game, I don't suggest waiting on a sale, just do it!

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
So far so good. Haven't run into a single issue yet.

Notes: I recently found myself really wanting to get into Warhammer 40k for some reason (maybe because of the holidays?), when I literally stumbled upon this new release. And boy, let me tell you I'm so glad I did. This game is quenching every thirst for experiencing the grim dark future where THERE IS ONLY WAR! Buckle your bootstraps, this game is excellent!

Game so good, I almost had a spooky dooky.

Edit: Spook-dook confirmed...

POSTED: 9/21/18

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape
Loving the Space Techno in the background. Gonna be my new space...jamz?

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding
This is debateable IMO. You can sit there and grind for resources for hours, or you can get what you need and keep moving towards completing the primary questline. It's up to you... but it can seem a bit grindworthy.

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life
I think it has a really neat and funny story that takes me back to the 90s kind of video game and Saturday morning cartoon storylines. Love it personally.

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Personally, I feel like the $39.99 price tag isn't too unreasonable. However, I only paid $25 for the game and I feel like 25-30 would be a more reasonable price. Still, I love the voice acting and I always like to support the arts.

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

[ Personal Notes ]

This game was a pleasant surprise for me. Will update the review when I get a few more hours under my belt.

[ Final Verdict ]
7.8/10 - Solid - with a little work it could be gold.
[ System Requirements ]

☐ Brick
☐ Laptop
☐ Low-End PC
☑ Gaming Rig
☐ UFO

[ Graphics ]
☐ Potato
☐ Indie
☐ Pixel Art
☐ Fine
☑ Beautiful
☐ Impressive

[ Audio ]
☐ What is Audio?
☐ Bad Sound Design
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Downloading OST
☐ Masterpiece

[ Story ]
☐ Non-Existent
☐ Cliché
☑ Forgettable
☐ Decent
☐ Loved It

[ Difficulty ]
☐ Braindead
☐ Average
☑ Challenging
☐ Hard
☐ Extreme
☐ Savage

[ Game Length ]
☐ Extremely Short ( 0 - 5 hours)
☑ Short ( 5 - 20 hours)
☐ Average ( 20 - 50 hours)
☐ Long ( 50 - 100 hours)
☐ Very long ( 100+ hours)
☐ Endless

Note: Multiplayer is potentially endless.

[ Gameplay ]
☐ Painful
☐ Fun for the First Hour
☐ Repetitive
☑ Enjoyable
☐ Never Gets Boring

Note: This again depends on how you want to play the game. If you stick to a singular hero, then yes, it will become monotonous. But mix is up and try different heroes.

[ Bugs ]
☐ Unplayable/Game-Breaking
☐ Audio
☐ Crashes
☐ Ctrl + Alt + Del
☐ Few Bugs
☑ Fixable Issues
☐ Nothing

[ Price ]
☐ Never Touch
☑ Wait for Sale
☐ Full Price
☐ Free

I received the starter edition for free during a "sale week" and I decided to upgrade to the Gold Edition for only $25. If you are having an issue upgrading: what I did was remove the game from my account (which is instant because the starter edition is free) and then you are able to upgrade and add an enhanced edition to your account.

[ Community ]
☐ Dead
☑ Toxic
☐ Competitive
☐ Friendly
☐ Saints

Note: Again, this depends... Most communities are toxxic (hey, that's just the gaming world we live in).

[ Personal Notes ]
A beautiful 3rd-person fighting game that has a pretty difficult learning curve but one you start to pick up on it and learn how each hero works beating the brakes off your opponents can be extremely rewarding. One of the primary concerns for negative reviews (in my humble observations) is that the game can be unbalanced at times. Look, again that is just the nature of online multiplayer games. Accept this fact and don't play the warriors that are trash-tier until a new season starts and the buff them (that is if you want to win!).

Anyways, if you get the game for free then you will be doing yourself a favor and could quite possible sink countless hours in a game that you DIDN'T PAY a single dime for. Otherwise, if you enjoy it like me, drop a few dead presidents down and support a developer that you kinda like.

[ Final Verdict ]
8.5/10 - Solid as Hell
[ System Requirements ]

☐ Brick
☑ Laptop
☐ Low-End PC
☐ Gaming Rig
☐ UFO

[ Graphics ]
☐ Potato
☐ Indie
☐ Pixel Art
☑ Fine
☐ Beautiful
☐ Impressive

[ Audio ]
☐ What is Audio?
☐ Bad Sound Design
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Downloading OST
☐ Masterpiece

[ Story ]
☐ Non-Existent
☐ Cliché
☐ Forgettable
☑ Decent
☐ Loved It

[ Difficulty ]
☐ Braindead
☐ Average
☑ Challenging
☐ Hard
☐ Extreme
☐ Savage

[ Game Length ]
☐ Extremely Short ( 0 - 5 hours)
☐ Short ( 5 - 20 hours)
☑ Average ( 20 - 50 hours)
☐ Long ( 50 - 100 hours)
☐ Very long ( 100+ hours)
☐ Endless

[ Gameplay ]
☐ Painful
☐ Fun for the First Hour
☐ Repetitive
☑ Enjoyable
☐ Never Gets Boring

[ Bugs ]
☐ Unplayable/Game-Breaking
☐ Audio
☐ Crashes
☐ Ctrl + Alt + Del
☐ Few Bugs
☐ Fixable Issues
☑ Nothing

[ Price ]
☐ Never Touch
☐ Wait for Sale
☑ Full Price
☐ Free

[ Community ]
☐ Dead
☐ Toxic
☐ Competitive
☐ Friendly
☑ Saints

[ Personal Notes ]
A fantastic single player that is often hailed as the 'spiritual sucessor' of the Commandos series (which is a decent series if you haven't checked it out). I quite enjoyed the storyline and some of those "Aha!" moments of using two (or more!) of the heroes in tangent to complete a difficult task, which is a nice addition to the genere. Some of the assignments that you have to complete will have you banging your head against the wall and then feeling like a complete dunce for not having figured them out earlier.
The story is quite enchanting and will have you falling in love with some of hte characters before you know it. The dialogue can be switched from English to Japanese which is also pretty cool. I also learned a little about Japanese history too, which is a plus!
Replayability value that I forsee is quite nice, so I recommend picking this up if you want to enjoy some sweet, sweet stealth and strategy.

This is a review for "No Man's Sky: Next" : Disclamer I have never played the previous version of the game. Just an honest review of someone who wants to stretch his gaming budget.

Pros :
+ Bizarre and often enchanting story - reminds me of The Talos Principle
+ Very rich world creation which is proceduarlly generated - never see the same thing twice!

+ Character customization is good, but it could be better
+ First person or third person mode
+ Beautiful graphics - absolutely stunning at times
+ Exquisite soundtrack that compliments the exploration and combat perfectly
+ Truly-Solid and Complex variegated crafting system (cons below)
+ Suitable for casual to hardcore player
+ Meet and interact with alien races and discover hits about the past and thier language
+ Single-player + co-op mode in which friends or strangers can hop in to assist with the main story line or trade valuable resources
+ Absolutely wonderful game to explore and go wherever you want, open universe

Cons :
- Few annoying but rare bugs (e.g., space ship falling through the space station floor, third person bugging out)
- Can be a tad repetitive with regards to mining and collecting resources.
- The interface can be difficult to pick up and master at times
- The crafting system is daunting at first glace and can be a turn off for some players
- The tutorial was minimal (which I kinda liked in a way) and can leave you searching google for the answer


Summary: If you purchased this game during the 50% off sale, then good on you; however, I wouldn't fret about spending the full price. I have had so many great adventures with this game and now with a strong resurgence of players who are discovering or rediscovering the game you will have plenty of people to cruze around the universe with and forget your daily struggles.

I strongly recommend this game to everyone, even if they never played a procedurally generated/crafty game.