homie ded

Hey, kiddo. Smell my finger. Smell that? That’s the smell of success. Success comes from your anus, son, and let me tell you why. You know that the purpose of an anus is to poop. But you have to eat food first before the magic happens. You can eat anything to make poop. You can eat steak, rice, oranges, corn, chocolate, chestnuts, strawberries, you name it and your body turns it into poop. When I poop, it makes me feel good. And that, sonny boy, is what success is all about.

your my hoe

cuz im not a hoe that gets passed around

i love how you have 7 years on steam but have 2 comments

Short Ass