Baker's First Law of Functionalty:
"If it exists, it doesnt."


QUOTES:
"GET YOUR ARSE TO MARS" - Frosty 2k14
"NOTHING WORKS" - Baker 2k15
"fry a frying pan on a fryer" - Baker 2k15
"that's just more boners for you" - Josef 2k15
"We killed it very quack" - Josef upon killing a scrake in KF2
"I think he has lost his mind" - Spence 2K15
"well ♥♥♥♥" - mittens 2k15
"So you are basically eating its arse" - Spence 2K15's legendary comment on the topic of bacon
"i like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - ralph 2k15
"in unrelated news, a man has reportedly shoved an entire table up his own rectum" - nicks twenty-15 or 16
"i'm running and i'm fapping" - Circa Approximately 20(10~20) A.D.
"♥♥♥♥♥♥jewfaggot" - melsjew/big papa 2k16
"We have like 5% words from them" - stator 2016
"I have the slav in my blood" - stator 2k16
''great, we can buy a brand new lada'' - nick 2k16's comment on the group's vacation
"no but I've seen your face,and after that I expect everything from this world" - Frost 2016
"this police station was designed to protect the human race" - C.Frosty 2k17
"free willy" - Krhi Twenty Seventeen
"The power of erection" - Hentai Hitler 2017
"this is how much you're worth. ya slut" -Mittens 2o17
"Every Nord owns a Fjord" -RichardBaker 2017
"You lost me just like USA lost in Vietnam" -Captain_KRHMAN
"You're only going to this festival to eat ass. That would be one hell of an ass eating" -Krhd_Corporal
"Subscribe to me for how well i'm blueballing you right now!" -Nicky 18th
"Hello? Can you guys hear me? What are you guys doing?" -TheBogdan's WWE intro 2017-present
"The new Silverstone looks as if Pac-Man had a stroke" -mushy 2018
"Blue cheese pizza is the Honda Civic of pizzas" -mick '18
"I recognize it as a place and I recognize the people because I need to know my enemy" -captain_caffiene, Afghanistan
"De-rust WRs only possible if your existing PB sucks" -TumeK5
"Rear wheel drive with real world racing" -Dishy & Ban 18th Year, 21st Century
"Its not about how long it lasts, its about how intense it is" -Cpt.Frost sixth/10/2k18
"[Who invented deep-fried memes] Someone who was clearly deep-fried themself" -Geniuszz_Buizz 2kzzz
"when people say the hardcore ♥♥♥♥ is from nfsmw05, underground or underground 2, I would say ♥♥♥♥♥ please, those are easy as ♥♥♥♥ games with baby's first hardcore music" -mickeas1.9k+98
"CMR1's physics is like dancing on polygons" -TK Current Year - 6
"I dont give a ♥♥♥♥, i dont give a ♥♥♥♥... sorry, bye" -Kerman Next Year - 6
"I will shove that tinfoil hat up your azz" -josef764...786 2k20ish
"Ahh i'm on fire, but it's cool cause i'm Japanese" 2044 Kermavilli
"Facebook is where memes go to die and 9GAG is where memes go to be recycled" Jo.GT2021
"You are literally eating ♥♥♥♥, it's disgusting" -L2 from '98
"Je lo iz a mooth jgijgan" -a ghost
"Water is boring" -weezer fan
"woke up extra early today so i can waste more time" -R2's 2022 NYR
"If you don't go for the thigh gap, you no longer have taste" -original name '22
"Ohs-low" - wander, 2023
"All politicians are tsundere" - everything is stupid, 2023
"The music is good in this anime" - such a weeb, after finishing breaking bad season 1 (in 2023 lmao)
"i play both sides of the same coin so i always come out on top, always win" - mr disintegrator, 2024
"I like the industrial look, it's my fetish" -Josef733 2k24

Also, stop taking me so damn seriously!