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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:44am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 6:09am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug @ 7:07am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 10:22am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 4:12am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:39am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May @ 2:13am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 3:59pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:58pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:57pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:36am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 12:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 4:40am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 3:55pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:01am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:24am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:18am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 7:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 10:38am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 6:03am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 5:03am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:48am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 9:16am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 5:52am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 7:38am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:55am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 5:51am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul @ 7:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 12:12pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:26am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 1:55am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:43pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:32am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 11:51am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:55pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 11:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:50am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:51am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:49am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:46am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:42am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 10:10am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 9:42am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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