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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:50am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:25am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:56am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:38am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:58am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:29am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:15am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:43am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:11am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:26am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:15am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 8:42am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 11:22am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 4:43pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 11:33am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 5:39pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:29pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 5:13pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:55am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:30am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:56pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:39pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:35pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:13pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:41am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:19pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 4:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:36am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:30pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:27pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:29pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:49am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 7:47am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2024 @ 3:05am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:38pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:18pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:28pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:43pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:18am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:36am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:12am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:31am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:00am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:48am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:46am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:50am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:19am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2024 @ 4:31pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:19am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:25am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:24pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:51am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:05am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:22am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:13am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:28am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 6:11am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:42am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:37am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:00am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:36am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:39am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:18am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:04am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:29am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:26pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:53am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:47pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:41am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:53am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:58pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:44pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 8:05am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:47pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:35pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:55am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:38am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2024 @ 1:46pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:54am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:07am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 7:04am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 2:13pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:21pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:43am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:16am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:19am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:27am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:02am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:59am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 11:03am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:48pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:00pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:32am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:38pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:20am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:25am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:00am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 9:25am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:55pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:19am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:08am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:35am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2024 @ 4:27pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:52am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:01am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:06am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:28am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:54am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:09am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 5:42am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:02am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:47am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:24am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 6:51am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:12am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:01am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:30am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:10am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:48pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:54pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 5:55pm



Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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