Samuel Chinklechimes
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//READ IF YOU'RE GONNA FRIEND ME, IM SICK OF SPAM//
I will check your profile beforehand. If I see【⫷　ｏｖｅｒｌｙ　ｄｅｃｏｒａｔｅｄ　ｔｅｘｔ　⫸】, you're either stuck in 2014 or you're a scammer. Either way it's an automatic no.
If you've come to this profile, you're definitely not an "entrepreneur" , or "successful businessman", if you claim to be either of those you're a scammer once again (same goes for "professional game reviewer", but for an additional reason that I like my friends to be able to beat the tutorial of games)
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Team Fortress 2
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Words of wisdom (mostly) from Jacobson Pieperstein
"Go to sleep with an itchy ass, wake up with a smelly finger"
"I have a medal, 1st place in the sperm race"
"God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time"
"you can break down another's builds, but remember that it does not give you any mats"
"the naked man fears no pickpocket"
"why yap when you can clap"
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Team Fortress 2
Mannifest Destiny
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Serdar 19 Apr @ 8:42am 
Message me on steam chat
Samuel Chinklechimes 18 Apr @ 4:10pm 
nuh uh
Serdar 9 Apr @ 2:59pm 
He life?
Jacobson Pieperstein 27 Feb @ 3:26pm 
i did indeed forge such wisdom :steamthumbsup:
SirCarrotThe3rd 24 Feb @ 10:49am 
chad lethal company enjoyer
Samuel Chinklechimes 21 Feb @ 11:50am 
for context on the comment below, a former usename of my acc was verbalase official