happy belated birthday 🎂

I know exactly one hard-core Taylor Swift fan. She's an overweight college dropout in perpetual credit card debt, who shares photos of the incredibly unappetising meals she and her husband make. Once tried to throw her drink over me because I told her nobody wanted her on our class holiday.

She won her wedding in a radio competition, and the first time I met her she tried to slam the classroom door in my face only to accidentally slam it on her own foot instead.

Her husband is an enigma to me. He has no discernable personality and essentially humours her as a full time job in exchange for sex. Not an unpleasant man, but he barely registers as a presence. He is the human equivalent of a male angler fish devolving into a sperm gland on the side of the female.

Incels are wrong about a lot of things but they were right about those big mechanical keyboards with lights. Got one of them (just normal light not rainbow game one) and it’s just so convenient and nice. I can see why they are able to write all that stuff about women online with ease.

bad person :(

Look, I'm sure your situation is more complex than I can imagine. I don't have all the details and I have no idea what her real feelings are. But man, I'm an Aries, too, and I don't feel like I "need a challenge." You can't understand personality based on a sun sign. Astrology is deep and complex. There are positions of planets and houses that interact with and essentially alter what you might assume to be steadfast and true qualities of an Aries sun (or any sun). This complexity is reflected in the myriad of personalities you encounter in your daily life. Sure, there is some archetypal action going on, but in the end, it is not accurate to say, "She's an Aries, therefore she wants X." To do so is to completely ignore her rich, varied, individual self.

One morning as I drove into a golden sunrise, blinded by the promise of a new morning, I thought to myself: Yep. This is how dogs die.