Recent reviews by Furdo Noggins

If I were to have downloaded this for myself, I'd say "no thank you." However, I did not. I downloaded this for my nine year old daughter. It succeeds in making my child say "awwww...it's so cute!". So, I guess that's a thumbs up.

I've probably already reviewed this game, but I wanted to point out that I nominated this for the "even better than I expected" award for the obvious reason.

1) Extremely grindy and automated. Playing the game felt more like a chore than an experience. Be given quest, follow clearly dilineated path requiring no thought of my own, turn in quest, be automatically given another vapidly designed quest, repeat.

2) Confusing node system. Trying to figure this out was a process of find node manager, try node, be told previous node needs found first, find previous node, be given same message, click previous node link, be given same node I just left that led me to this one.

3) Random disconnects. This happened to me at least a dozen times. Look at the top of this message to compare that to amount of time played. Sound like this is acceptable?

4) Random crashes. 3 times. Again look to above time frame for inference of the frequency of these crashes.

Git Gud.

An MMO that makes you think. Some of the quests require actual problem solving.

I watched one of the inmates start punching the door because I didn't open it fast enough. Then I came home to play this game and the inmates were doing the same thing. This game is like real life, except that the inmates would probably prefer to try to have sex with the medical staff than murder them.

I love this game. It's got wit, a great combat system, well written quests, and cleverly simple character progression.

Trying all known advice about the game (including that in the above review), this game still refuses to work. I can't recommend it. I wish I hadn't wasted money on this game I can't play.

I like it purty good ernuff. It's worth every dime I paid for it.