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alfalfa 2 Apr, 2015 @ 4:21am 
You look at the enemy's picks. Hah, perfect. You lock in Earth Spirit, confident in your ability. Laning phase? Great. The enemy Storm Spirit has died twice to your hands, and your roaming has secured four more kills; three bot, one top. It looks like a win for the radiant is in the bag.
alfalfa 2 Apr, 2015 @ 4:21am 
All of a sudden, you hear a whiny ♥♥♥♥♥ voice on the microphone. "STOP KS EARTH SPIRIT, ♥♥♥♥♥" he utters in the loudest voice the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can manage. You scratch your chin as you head back to base; half-way to your bloodstone at 8 minutes: what more could he want of me? A quick glance at the score puts a grimace on your face; 8-14, and of 8 you've had 100% kill participation (6 kills and two assists, specifically).
alfalfa 2 Apr, 2015 @ 4:21am 
You steel yourself for what is to come. A small icon informing you of Witch Doctor's 11 minute midas purchase pops up, and by now, you realise it is too late. Frantic ♥♥♥♥ chatter is heard from the three of your pinoy teammates, as your pre-made buddy desperately in denial about the incoming loss (typical warlock player). Clicking on your 0-6-3 Clinkz, you shake in fury as you see his build: aquila, two branches, a soul ring and brown boots. The Luna versing two melees is not much better off; a meagre power treads ahead of the Clinkz.
alfalfa 2 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am 
This is it. They're pushing your tier two on bottom, unsuspecting of the Warlock and Earth Spirit combo just behind the tower. "CHAOTIC OFFERING TO GO DOWN, FOLLOWED BY FATAL BONDS! EARTH SPIRIT ROLLS IN WITH THE SILENCE, MAGNETIZING THE ENEMY TEAM! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Tobi yells in your head as your execution is perfect. Luna walks in and begins her ultimate; then everything goes to ♥♥♥♥. Magnus uses Reverse Polarity, catching everyone but you out. Witch Doctor frantically runs away, using death ward just to kill Wraith King; who just resurrects and kills him again. Slardar cleans up the rest of the teamfight and sets his eyes on you. You hold your head low in shame and roll back into base.
"What more could I have done?" You say to yourself. "I played perfectly! It's the pinoy's fault!"
alfalfa 2 Apr, 2015 @ 4:20am 
But who is the real winner here? You? Definitely not. While you were busy trying hard to win the game, all Dire had to do was faceroll against your pinoy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. All your effort gone, just like that. At the end of the day, you're just a tryhard with something to prove, failing even at that. It's time to kill yourself.