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No one heard the cry that came back from the dead skull, because there was no mouth to utter it and not even a mind to guide it, but it screamed out into the night:
CLAY OF MY CLAY, THOU SHALT NOT KILL! THOU SHALT NOT DIE!
(Feet of Clay)

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Hi, thanks for reading. I am in need of a girlfriend (GF) (female). To prove my commitment and convictions I have given up jackin it, I am now on 19 days. This is to prove how serious I am. Now I shall list the reasons why I deserve to have a GF.

1) I am very smart, I know a lot about anime and video-games. I also know a lot about philosophy and have even written some of my own writings on the matter of existentialism.
2) I'm very handsome and fit, because I don't eat junkfood and get proper sleep. I respect my body and I will respect yours as well!
3) I am rich because the government gives me money for being autistic, this is also why I have trouble making friends and having a GF
4) I do NOT watch porn. As of May 26, 2016 I have given up watching porn. I would rather jack it to pictures of you, or thinking of you. But I would prefer to have s_x.
Because I am a traditional Eastern Orthodox Catholic, I believe intercourse is only for producing life. So I hope your ready to be a mommy!

G'day mate, hows it going? I just have a little something to say; so im gonna get it out of my system and say it all now.
This Man, this fine specimen is a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous love of my life and if anyone thinks differently about him I will have there penises removed from their lower body and stitched onto the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless heads because I would do anything (within reason) for him. Ill tell you a story, when I was younger I had a family of 2 yes I know it was one of my wives and then i grew up and I had 9 wives and 3 kids. I needed money because my sperm count was running low and my wives had no food then. so I met this legend and realised that life isnt about how far i can fit a horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throut or how many babies I can fit in my fridge. No none of that. Just friendship. it is about friendship and this kid thought me it. so I sold my kids to the korean shop down the road and my wives to the 2nd hand shop and I wrote this comment.
I love you xxxx

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