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Shi's so easy I can't even complete the first quest.

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it's alright, but puzzles don't make sense most of the time, if you can call them as such.

Unique and cute way to introduce a gaming console. Way too nostalgic to go back to portal universe like this

~ DIFFICULTY 難度 ~
✅ Easy 簡單

~ GRAPHICS 畫面 ~
✅ Beautiful 極好

~ MUSIC 音樂 ~
✅ Good 很棒

~ STORY 故事劇情 ~
✅ Normal 普通

~ REQUIREMENTS 配備需求 ~
✅ Low 低階

~ LENGTH 遊戲時長 ~
✅ Short (2 - 15 hours)

~ FUN 好玩程度 ~
✅ The kind of fun you'll remember 非常好玩

~ REPLAYABILITY 可重玩性 ~
✅ If you wait a few months/years 過幾個月或幾年

~ WORTH BUYING 是否值得買 ~
✅ Yes 推薦

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
☑ Check him PC it not normally

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
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☐ 9
☑ 10

Has goblins and skeletons in it.

this game gets it, it's perfect in any sense

"🤡"? Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "🤡"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only thing you can comprehend is "🤡"- or are you just some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proofread by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "🤡" once again. Do I give a ♥♥♥♥? No, does it look like I give even the slightest ♥♥♥♥ about one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emoji? I bet you took the time to type that emoji too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "🤡" on your gravestone?