Oats? Oats is an actual garbage tier food. No offense to the people that like oats but, no one likes oats. Oats taste like cardboard and oats only get improved by the other crap that you put in it. This is an actual fact - objective fact. People say they like oats but, they don't like oats. They like the fact that they can put, idk, like 500 milliliters of honey in it. People that actually enjoy oats are either mentally completely off OR are lying. And most of the time it is a combination of the two. So don't come in here in my Youtube chat saying you're new to the stream and telling me about oats. Oats are GARBAGE. And I'm talking about taste. I don't give a crap about your nutrition. The fibers? I don't care. We're talking about taste here my friend, okay? "What do you think of the taste of oats, the texture of oats?" It's all GARBAGE. And I know someone out there - I'm not reading the chat currently because I know it's going to be filled with takes that make me so angry that I will not be capable of finishing this game. Someone is going to be saying this, let me explain this to you, okay? What is someone saying right now in the chat? Without me reading it, they're saying "you've never had someone make good oats for you." Probably not, just like I never had someone make a good dog's turd for me because it's not possible to make good. It is simply impossible. And yes, no one ever has made good oats for me. Your oats are not going to change my life. I'm not even going to taste them. If you make oats for me, I'll do the same - what I do with every other bowl of oats I've ever eaten. I won't eat it. It will still be there. You spent 5 hours making the perfect oats? Guess who won't be eating it? Me. Because I don't care about it. Just seeing the word "oats" in my chat made me so angry that because of you now I'm losing my game. This MMR that my opponent MaoZedong right now is gathering has only been gathered there because this guy said "oats" in my chat. I never would have lost this game as hard. Never in a million years. Thanks for nothing.


/u/Jeekery