m1
King of Zamunda
 
 
Common questions: Who are you?
I am King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.

What do I do about a cheater?
Do not alert him to my presence. I will deal with him myself.

Did you have a problem with the server?
I know you have been inconvenienced. I am prepared to compensate you. Shall we say one million American dollars?

What do I do if the servers go down?
It is of no consequence to me.

Currently Offline
Fortune Cookie
I would rather attempt something great and fail, than attempt to do nothing and succeed.
- Fortune Cookie

If a lot of people love each other, the would will be a better place to live.
- Tommy Wiseau
Comments
m1 25 May, 2023 @ 7:24pm 
Let's get something started....
m1 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33pm 
Mechanical Failure by Joe Zieja if you're looking at more humorous stuff
m1 4 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32pm 
Leviathan Wakes/The Expanse series by James S.A. Corey, Lock In by John Scalzi, Axiom's End by Lindsay Ellis,

[1:29 PM]
m1:
in that order?
and damn you for being able to play dying light 2
just like turn it on

[1:30 PM]
rikitiki90210:
nah just random decent things
LMAO
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Nenja is good 15 Mar, 2018 @ 5:55pm 
+rep come back to unturned some day <3
sheesh 1 Jul, 2017 @ 12:35am 
+Rep Such a nice guy, Good owner!