Yar! Since my 300 baud BBS calling days of yore, I have sailed the high seas online as a gentleman of fortune to get my games and software. Few and far between over the last 30 years, have I parted with doubloons or pieces of eight for software.

However, I thought I'd see what it's like to "go legit" for awhile. So here I am.

Amaze me, world of honest game ownership, lest I wander back to the 'bay and drown in a torrent of 0 day warez.