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Recent reviews by Evangelical Satanist

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1 person found this review funny
1,073.5 hrs on record (520.2 hrs at review time)
I didn't have time to get into this game at launch, but now I accidentally ignore my fiancee to play this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Yee
Posted 13 August, 2022.
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1.6 hrs on record
These developers should make a deer hunting game
Posted 6 August, 2021.
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2.6 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record (16.7 hrs at review time)
This game is great. I should have been studying, but instead I have been playing this game. I recently played Outer Worlds, and this game is, at minimum, right there with it. EA may start getting even more of my business after my 10 year boycott of them ended with this game.
Posted 29 November, 2019.
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22.1 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
It is fun.
Posted 5 August, 2019.
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412.9 hrs on record
It's 2019, and this game crashes constantly now. I am not going to buy 2K20, either, 2K can go suck on something.
Posted 24 March, 2018. Last edited 27 September, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
878.4 hrs on record (573.6 hrs at review time)
After I put my cheatcodes in, I grab my "mechanism" with my left hand, and apply a fierce grip. I run the game with my right hand. Satisfaction.
Posted 9 November, 2015.
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