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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,157.5 hrs on record (1,139.7 hrs at review time)
🍌 Banana: The Ultimate Clicker Experience! 🍌

Who knew clicking on a banana could be this addictive and rewarding? Banana is a simple yet brilliantly designed clicker game that turns something as basic as tapping a fruit into an engaging experience.

🔹 Endless Clicking Fun – The core gameplay is straightforward but oddly satisfying. You click on a banana. That's it. But the genius lies in the simplicity—there's an undeniable thrill in watching your clicks rack up.

🔹 Collectible Madness – What makes this game a must-play is the Steam inventory integration! The more you click, the more items you can earn, which adds a unique layer of collectability. Whether you're in it for the items, the flex, or just pure dopamine, Banana delivers.

🔹 Community-Driven – The game thrives on its Discord community, where players unite to discuss strategies, flex their collections, and enjoy the absurdity of it all.

Final Verdict: 10/10, Would Click Again ✅
If you're a fan of clicker games, love collecting digital goodies, or just want a game you can play while doing literally anything else—this is the game for you. Banana is peak gaming. 🍌
Posted 19 March.
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266.4 hrs on record (113.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Path of Exile 2: A Masterpiece of Customization and Freedom

If Path of Exile 2 was a buffet, it would have every dish imaginable—catering to every taste, every craving, and every dream you didn't even know you had. This game is nothing short of a love letter to RPG enthusiasts who live for one thing: customization.

Let’s start with the skill tree. No, calling it a "tree" feels like an insult. It’s more like a sprawling galaxy, where every node is a star that draws you closer to crafting your perfect build. Want a fire-wielding glass cannon with enough AoE to clear a screen in seconds? Done. How about a tanky summoner with an undead army and massive life regen? Easy. Or maybe...you just want to break the meta with a melee-arrows hybrid that makes absolutely no sense on paper but works beautifully in practice. That’s the beauty of PoE 2—it dares you to dream, and it hands you the tools to make those dreams a reality.

The game takes build diversity to a level most ARPGs can only aspire to. Every decision matters—from your skill gems to your gear, passive choices, and ascendancies. You’re not just creating a character; you’re crafting a philosophy, a playstyle, a statement of who you are in Wraeclast.

The revamped graphics and fluid combat are jaw-dropping, but the depth is where this game truly shines. It’s like staring into the abyss of possibility, and the abyss stares back and says: "You’re not even ready for this."

Every time you think you've seen it all, Path of Exile 2 throws another curveball. The challenge isn’t just surviving the hordes—it’s keeping your mind from imploding under the sheer brilliance of it all. Whether you’re a theorycrafter, a min-maxing madman, or just someone who loves tinkering, PoE 2 feels like it was made just for you.

Prepare to lose sleep. Prepare to lose your weekends. Prepare to lose yourself in what is undoubtedly one of the greatest ARPGs ever made. GGG didn’t just create a sequel; they redefined what the genre could be.

TL;DR: Path of Exile 2 isn’t just a game—it’s a lifestyle. 10/10, would respec my life for it.
Posted 8 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
The BEST DLC of any game that I have ever played. Feels like a whole new game, with amazing Level design, and tough enemies!

The new weapons and armour are all great! Loved trying out the new stuff for sure. Bosses can be a pain in the ass taking hours to beat, but that is what I love about this game. The challenging part of the game makes it more fun and satisfying once beating it. Thus, it is time to become the new Elden Lord!

For those saying this game is too hard well...hate to break it to you, then this game is just not for you, and git gud nerds.

P.S. Try fingers but hole...
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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86.4 hrs on record (58.8 hrs at review time)
The best Fallout game in the history of fallout, personally like this more than New Vegas and 76 by far. Great story and just an all around amazing game!
Posted 22 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
203.9 hrs on record (34.0 hrs at review time)
This is truely such an amazing game. There is so many decisions and so many different outcomes to choose from. The combat is quite complex but once you learn some tricks it can get really fun, but of course don't cheese the game because there are a lot of those methods. Overall I am super impressed by this game. I tried this genre before with Divinity Sin 2 but i gave up after act 1, but something about Baldur's Gate 3 made me want to keep playing. I think it's because of the compelling story line, the complex combat system, and the amazing cut scenes and dialogue between characters. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! <3
Posted 9 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
255.0 hrs on record (120.7 hrs at review time)
This game is truly amazing!

Gameplay 10/10
Graphics 9/10
Story 8/10
Weapon Choices 10/10
Fashion 10/10
Level Design 9/10
Optimization 8/10

Although I had some issues with stuttering but that was fixed when i turned off some stuff in the settings, I still had so much fun in this game. Currently running a second character with less OP of a setup because some of the spells and weapons are just broken and make the game way to easy.

Anyways i hope everyone finds this game as enjoyable as me. So with that i leave you here Maidenless...and remember to always "Try Finger But Hole"
Posted 22 March, 2022.
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0.1 hrs on record
Terrific game, great sound and animations. Story is clear and to the point. Controls are very easy to get used too. Overall just an amazing game. Although i think a DLC is needed to continue the story of the chickens maybe chase or cheri run away and the alpaca finds them later when they are older, who knows just food for thought. Either way i recommend this game to all my friends! Give it a shot :)
Posted 25 August, 2021.
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1,154.8 hrs on record (555.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Best idle game out there, its like Runescape with less steps! Much WoW
Posted 2 August, 2021.
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44.9 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
One of the hardest souls like game i have ever played and it is quite fun! Combat is super satisfying and the story is 10/10. Definitely recommend this game even at full price because it is highly worth it. It won game of the year for a reason so just buy it and enjoy it!
Posted 30 May, 2021.
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15.9 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing software for testing GPU mainly but also has some CPU benchmark stuff as well! Always be using this when testing out a new card with new overclocked settings! Complete for all cases and resolutions for your needs.
Posted 9 December, 2020.
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