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Recommended
22.0 hrs last two weeks / 96.3 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm
Updated: 22 Nov, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Early Access Review
Patron #1 "i cut myself and need a health potion"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer!"

Patron #2 "rats are eating my food storage. Can i get a potion to deal with them?"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer!"

Patron #3 "i need a potion to keep my food cold"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer!"

Patron #4 "i need rat poison to deal with "a problem"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer! I'm sure Those rats are at it again..."

Patron #5 "i need a light source that won't go out under water"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer!"

Patron #6 "i need a fire that will last the night"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer! Wasn't that the guy with the "rat problem?"

Patron #7 "i got hurt fighting off bandits"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer!"

Patron 8 "i need acid to get through a "stubborn lock"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer!"

Patron 9 (the rat guy again) "i need a potion to let me be unseen"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer! Those pesky rats"

The rat guy one last time "i need strong acid to deal with lots of "little bodies"
"You got it! Happy to serve a paying customer... Best to just not ask..."

Great game!
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