"WHY AM I EATING CRAB?!" - Jaws8Carlos

he was my manager for a while

Stole parts of this dudes skin,mostly his face and took the turtleneck to his pleasure snake. 10/10 skin is smooth as a baby. Was hard to lure into my basement but the product (his skin) was definitely worth the hassle and the $300 worth of animal tranq. Only downside was the cheese in the down-there skin which stunk

used to work as at the water corporation with this fella. anyways, one day me and him were collecting water samples for a suburb and they ended up testing positive for a breach of feces. i noticed a nervous look on his face when he saw the results, and he ran off behind our big water tank at our facility with the rest of the samples. i got curious and when to check what was up, but ended up stumbling on him gulping down the samples like a goat deprived of fluids. i was shocked, but he than requested for me to take some laxatives he had in his pocket and to ♥♥♥♥ down his mouth as he would pay me X amount of dollars. i agreed and we got to it. turns out he had an itching poo fetish and was itching into his cravings. we ended up getting fired that day but it was totally worth it. i’ll always remember that day

botched my liposuction and got my stomach and thighs infected. Turns out he was sucking the fat out with his mouth instead of using a medical-grade vacuum and he sneezed into my open surgical cuts

would recommend made me thinner and reinforced my immune system so i don't need to be vaccinated

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