Recent reviews by jawb

I am test subject #399. I like to think that means I am the 399th person to beat this. Had a jolly little time squeezing eggs. Roses to the dev!

Diablo IV broke my heart. Last Epoch taught me how to love again, despite launch issues. Best gearing and itemization since D2. Doesn't make me feel useless like PoE. Engaging game loops. And even a dope ass setting in which to spend my time. From a dev team that started from a Reddit post, I'm beyond impressed. Again, even despite launch issues.

Zombie survival game that takes place in Wyoming. Absolute travesty it's not a KingCobraJFS Wand Wood Gathering Simulator with trolls in place of zombies.

0/10

Could be 10/10 with brand re-tooling. As such, I will give this the King Cobra Seal of Approval for all of-age and consenting Cobra Angels and Cobra Demons out there because I have faith the devs will do the right thing.

Purchase if you like bots and shotgun power fantasies.

Day 1 Reviewers: "Game needs optimized! I hate everything!"

Me: "Power PC go brrrrrrrrr."

This game is wonderful. And I'm not even into Souls-likes. I have no performance issues, but I also apparently run games on the main Matrix server, so... sucks to those without a PS5 or a PC older than two years, I guess? *shrug*

This game does not have a Quit Game option on it's main menu.

10/10

Hashtag clever marketing.

Kumquats.

15.927/10