How to get through life care free:
Step one - Place the rope on a flat surface in the shape of the letter "C."
Step two - Form an "S" shape with the rope.
Step three - Compress the "S" shape.
Step four - Pinch the three lines of rope together in the middle.
Step five - Take the top of the original "C" and wrap it around the pinched space.
Step six -
Poke the end of the rope through the top of the loop left by the "S".
Step seven - Pinch the coiled part of the rope.
Step eight - Pull the loop on the right-hand side of the bow until it closes the loop on the left.
Step nine - Adjust the noose so your head fits through nicely
Step ten - Leave a note blaming Eoan from Lightning Ridge and step off the ladder.