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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 12:23am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:16am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:16am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:59am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:57am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:11am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:30am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 7:31pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:48am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:16am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2024 @ 12:54am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:30am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:02am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:37am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2024 @ 6:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:22am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:51am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:59am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:27am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 3:24am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:10am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:09am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 3:06am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:24am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:44am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:46am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:11am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:36am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:48am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:40am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:39am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:17pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 11:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:47am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 2:22am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:35am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+6

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