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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:06am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:57am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:22am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:54am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:13pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:38pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:27am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:28am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2022 @ 9:59pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:10am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:58am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:23am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:47pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:50pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:29am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 11:25am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:43am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 1:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:38am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 11:14am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:01am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:54pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:57am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:35am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 1:06pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:34am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 8:52am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 3:31am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:54am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 3:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:07pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 5:23am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 5:20am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 7:40am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 8:20pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 11:55am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 5:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 11:12am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 4:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2022 @ 9:13pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:56pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2022 @ 7:56pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 8:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:46pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 5:24am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 5:50am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:32pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 11:02am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 9:18pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 11:17am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:49am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:09am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 7:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2021 @ 5:29am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 8:30am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 11:59am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 12:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 9:14am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2022 @ 10:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 4:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 May, 2022 @ 1:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2022 @ 6:18am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 5:22am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 10:58am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 2:24am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 8:14am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 7:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 2:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 6:20am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:10am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:14am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:46am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 11:57pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:54am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 8:01am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:53am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 1:37am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:37am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:25am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:52am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 3:42am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 4:07am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:04am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 3:13pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked