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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:11pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 3:48pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:01pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:18pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:44pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:27pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:27am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:59pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:16pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 10:55am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 5:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 3:09pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:07pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:24pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:33pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 10:46am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 11:18am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 10:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 6:27am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 7:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 6:36am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 10:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 2:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 5:47pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:28pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:27pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:47pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 10:12am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:51pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:58pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 3:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 12:51pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:51pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 11:37am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:20pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:51pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 11:27am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:25pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:47am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:53am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 7:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:56am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:18am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:46pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:25pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:23pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:10pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:52pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:10pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:36pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 4:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 8:08pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:15pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:07pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:50pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:00pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:54pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:11pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:07pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 May @ 7:31pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 9:37pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:26pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:08pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:57pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 3:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 12:57pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:17pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:47am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:53am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:46pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:07pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:07pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:31pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:16pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:46pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 8:17am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:30pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:51am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:50pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:00pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 6:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 3:10pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 11:54am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:33pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:16pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:25pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 6:15pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 2:59pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:50am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:22pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:50am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:02am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:17pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:18am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:14am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:54am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:39pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:45pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:06pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:03pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:47pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 8:10pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:50pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 7:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:54am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:57am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 5:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:47am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:46pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:11pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:07pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:59pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:05pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:32pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:32pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 8:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:19pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:51pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 8:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 1:38pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 7:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:44pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 2:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:22pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:45pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:16pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:02pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 3:13pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:30pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:04pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:13pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:08pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:51pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:47am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:43pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:29am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:59pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 7:42am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:22pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:39am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:51pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:25am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:05pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:08pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:47pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:08pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:09pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:31pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:29am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:05pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:55pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:34pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:12pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:30pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:13pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:39pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:26pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:39pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:00pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Nov @ 6:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 9:48am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 10:41pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:07am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 11:07am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 10:14am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 10:22am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:18pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:53am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:30am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:17pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:11pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:51pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:47pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:31pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:59pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:47pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:12pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:32pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:09pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:12pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:06pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:09pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:11pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:33pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:46pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:46pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:51pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:15pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:36pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:08pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:55pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Dec @ 9:24am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:02pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:48pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:07pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:07pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:37pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:51pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:55pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:09pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:00pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:07pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:13pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:14pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:32pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:01pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 1:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 1:46pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:31pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 6:45pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:54pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:07pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:55pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:06pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 3:00pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 11:56am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 6:53am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:02pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:52pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:15pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:01pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:52pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:09pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:08pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:36pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:09pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:53pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:41am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:08pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:14pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 8:27pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 9:31am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 9:34pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:47am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:26pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:51pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 6:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:33pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:29pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:51pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:59pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 1:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 1:59pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:09pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:14pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:32pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:01pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:51pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:54pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:09pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:56pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 3:00pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:08pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:14pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:22pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:01pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:51pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:09pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:09pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 1:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 9:27pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:06pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:52pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:10pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:18pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:01pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:51pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 5:56am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:31am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:32pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:53pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:13pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:51pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:57pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 6:32pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:02pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 1:22pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:15pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 5:46am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 7:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:52pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:37pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:54pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:09pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 9:09am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:58pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:59pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 5:11pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:53pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:35pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:01pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:59am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:09pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 4:42pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:14am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:12am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:04pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 6:41am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 9:51am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:17pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:35pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:42am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:07pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 10:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 May @ 8:08pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 1:15pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 12:58pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:55pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:31pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:47pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:11pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:02pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:51pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:51pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 10:14am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 12:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 2:13pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 6:13pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 4:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:17pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:52pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 6:54pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:24pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 7:29pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:11am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 5:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:30pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 5:55am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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