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249 people found this review helpful
75 people found this review funny
5
10
4
6
4
10
13.5 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ RTX Titan + Core i9
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press mouse1
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult


---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 1 September, 2020. Last edited 4 September, 2020.
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62 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
5
2
18.8 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good (8-bit)
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ 2 RTX Titans + Core i9
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press mouse1
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult


---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ No Story
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 1 September, 2020.
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24 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
41.5 hrs on record (16.2 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ RTX Titan + Core i9
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press mouse1
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult


---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ No Story
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☑ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 1 September, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
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