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🌳 * 🌏 * 🌸 * 💛 * 🍆 * 🐛 * 💄 * 🐝 * 🏀 * 🍧 * 📀 * 🥒 * ⚡ * 👔 * 🐠 * 🎄
ㅤ* The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
ㅤ* I was playing the piano in a bar and this elephant walked in and started crying his eyes out. I said "Do you recognise the tune?" He said "No, I recognise the ivory."
ㅤ* Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!
But still i revenge you, i raid you XD.