I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although. I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience, consider me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play CSGO, and are you average at combat surf? I am a combat surf aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course)

How many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do you get? I derived a formula to calculate the answer to my question. Using the formula:

B = G (A·S) / d²Where:

B: Number of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you bring in (BϵN)
G: Grass constant. The natural logarithm of the number of times you should have touched grass in the past year plus one [G := ln(350+1)]
A: Your age rounded to 2 decimal points
S: Number of showers you’ve taken this year
d: Number of days since your father left to go get some milk

As we can see, even if you’ve touched grass and showered daily, your father being gone for more than half a decade (d≥3652.5), the denominator Juxtaposes all products on the numerator.

In summary, rounding off B to nearest natural number, we can conclude that you get zero ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which is completely unrelatable to all others here, who engage in daily sexual intercourse with all female members of your family above the age of 18 (and trust me, there is no upper boundary – your nan is fair game).

To be as calm as Ana
To be a source of motivation like Ceb
To be as silent but deadly like Topson
To have a never give up attitude like n0tail
To always have a smile on my face like Jerax

my ♥♥♥♥♥ stink

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy

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