+rep amazing player

trash like a trash can and looks like a french furry

this guy isnt just a guy, he is an animal! here before you skydive to the moon.

??? Stop spouting these lies and fake news. My Victoria 2 game is second to none. You incompetent fool, you think you can hold a candle to me?! Nonsense. Allow me to show my superior skills in these next few paragraphs, punk.

Picture this you ruinscapist rapist, While you, playing as the Ottomans, are already losing to the Egyptian AI, your armies are under-supplied, under-manned, and out gunned. Suddenly your heart drops as you hear the sound of war being declared on you. But whomst has done this? The Russians? Nyet. The British? Nah bruv. Oh so the Austrians then? Switch! But no you fail to realize...

ITS ME!!!

Unbeknownst to you, I, playing the small country of Greece, had justified a war goal against you. I believe it was the "Justify uninstall Runescape" war goal. I knew that would cause maximum damage to you. Eventually after a brief but frighteningly quick advance to your countries capital, Istanbul, I, triumphantly, invade your living quarters to enforce the demands I've laid out.

I see Istra, the leader of the once mighty Ottoman Empire that now, has crumbled to dust and lost its "Great Power status" doing a very good impersonation of a crying wojak. With my definitely strong and working 2 legs, I march aggressively to the little soyboy and with my very large hand, grab his wrist.

"I'm here to enforce my demands, Istra." I chadly say to Istra. "But... But... I thought you were wheelchair bound..." Istra meekly replied, his fatigue of playing 20 hours of runescape a day showing.

"Heh, you are severely misinformed then." I retort intelligently, readjusting my glasses with my index finger. "Since you dare thought I was a legless lizard, I will add an additional wargoal to punish you heavily." I say evilly."You can't possibly do more damage to me, Runescape is literally all I do." Istra mumbles quietly, his world collapses around him, without Runescape, he'll be forced to become a much better person and play much better games that aren't runescape. "I will add the 'Cut your hair down to size' Casus Belli." I say firmly.

Upon hearing me utter those words, Istra, now with no runescape and bald, now falls to his tiny knees and repents all the false accusations he made on Wreckrez's Steam profile

Truly a fool he was.