hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart

my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory

i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it

my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only

my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me

my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much

Dude, a Zyn? Put it here man. Wow. I didn’t think you were one of the boys, but then you pulled out that Zynski. Updoots for you my good sir! Perhaps a craft beer as well? Now we’re talking. Let’s place some bets while we wait for the cheeky Doordash to come in.

get conked nerd

ive played Counter-Strike since 2013 started with CSS and now CSGO, I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess.And now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away as if they are flashbangs; Because of my CS instincts. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat b**ch

Shut up nick

keep riding that stupid skii skid bro