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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:51pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:29am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 7:59am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:07pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 2:28pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2024 @ 3:31am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2024 @ 11:13am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 9:31am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:27am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:41am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 8:20pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 6:09am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:14pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:26pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:05am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:30am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:49am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2024 @ 3:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:22pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 12:33pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2024 @ 11:49am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2024 @ 10:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:50am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 7:31am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 4:19pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 9:22am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2024 @ 4:56pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 2:52am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 3:22am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2023 @ 8:14am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:41am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:42am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 9:22am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:32am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 3:47am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2023 @ 12:39am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:40am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2024 @ 1:32pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 2:41am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:44pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 2:19am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2024 @ 12:06pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:12am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 4:27pm



Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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