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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:56pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:03pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:10pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:08pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:56pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 4:57pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:07pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:41pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:26pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:29pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:41pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:48pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:12pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:45pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 9:24pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:29pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:26am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:26am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:26am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:28pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:22pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:10pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:10pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:09pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:03pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:04pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:26pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:25pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:28pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:29pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:46pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:28pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:26am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:41pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:49pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:04pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:40pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 2:47pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:19pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:24am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:32am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:21pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:30pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:16pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:38pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:18pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:29pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 11:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:27pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:54pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 8:11pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:54pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:40pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:35pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:06pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:08pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:53pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:39pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:53pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 3:58pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:44pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 5:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:08pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:27pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 5:23pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 12:30pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:58pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:09pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:10pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:18pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:46pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 8:52am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:32am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:40pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:40pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:37pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 5:58pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:45pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:34pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:56am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:16pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:58pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:23pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:47pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:22pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:50pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:43pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:45pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:27pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:27pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:30pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 5:57pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:01am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:38am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:12pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:04pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:58pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:40pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:40pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:40pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:48am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:28pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:29pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 10:39pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:42pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:39pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:22am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:03pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:21pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:57pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:45pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 8:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:58pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:16pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 12:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 10:59pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:52pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:10pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 11:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:27pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:07pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:40pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:44am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:53pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:49pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:29pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:40pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:02pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:09pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:07pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:43pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:17pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:27pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:40pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:26am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:23pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:01am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:01am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:59pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:40pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:27pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 9:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:36pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:31pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:40pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:26am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:28pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:51pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 3:23pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:24pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 11:11pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:25pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 8:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:38pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:10pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:26pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:44am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:31pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 11:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:48am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:45pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:59am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:59am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:03pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:31pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:39pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 10:43pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:05pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 4:39pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:23am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 2:30pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 8:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:44am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 10:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:52pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:03pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:00pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 9:10pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:07pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:08am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:18pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:01pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:21pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:00pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:32am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 10:19pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:19pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 2:31pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:31am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 10:44pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:29pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:29pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:08am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:49am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:57am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:38am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:31pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:55pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:44am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:02pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:55pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:12am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:05am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:05am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:05pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:21pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:55pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:33am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:36am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:42pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:24pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:12pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:01am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:36am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:55am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:08am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:08am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:58am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:39am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:45am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:15am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:32am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:02am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 7:24pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:20pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:32pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:32pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:45am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 12:57pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:47am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:52pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:39am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:16am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:09pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 5:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:33pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:32pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:12am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:08am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 3:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:23pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:43am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:25am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:29am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:47am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:44am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:03pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:01pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:29pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:00pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:18am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:22am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 9:04am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 11:40pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 May @ 7:09pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:22pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:52am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:12am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:40am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:42am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:08am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:40am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:15am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:40pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 2:13pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:45pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:27am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:32am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:42am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:52am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:15am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 6:42pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 4:48pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:45pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:29am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 9:51pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 4:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:33pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:51pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:36pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:44am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 5:38pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 3:40pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:07pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:48am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:50pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:50pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:28pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:42pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 11:52pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:19pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:42pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:22pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:11am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:42pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:53pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 11:13pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:12am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:37am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:02am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 10:16pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:11am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:30pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:04am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:08am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:16am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:46am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:34am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:20am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 9:48pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Apr @ 11:36pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 May @ 1:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:28pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 3:13pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 11:16pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:48am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 10:46am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 10:45am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May @ 5:24pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:37pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 9:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 10:58pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:43am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 9:44am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 6:58pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 9:45am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 4:55pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 12:11am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:12am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:08am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:12am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 10:46am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 8:32am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:46pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 5:46pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 12:07pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 4:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 1:34am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 19 Apr @ 2:20am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 8:02pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:30pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked