This guy thought the sun moved around the Earth. Don't believe a word he says.

Real cool dude. Gave him 1% of my power to ram people in ETS.

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Danny started grunting loudly as he pinned the lump to the floor, this woke me and mik and I can say we weren’t at all happy with what we saw.
“what the ♥♥♥♥ do you thinks your doing ♥♥♥♥?” Mike spat, “w..ww. I was hungry and needed some more shooooooes.” “♥♥♥♥ off Danny fought for this meal and you can’t just take our shoes.” “I’ll deal with this” I said. I signaled for Danny to open Lump’s mouth, I went over to the kangaroo corpse and cut of its balls, “Yummy! Tastey. Hmmm hmmmm” he eat well. We managed to become amigos in the bush and we made harry clean “♥♥♥♥ hole” – I don’t think I really need to explain the purpose of it. Solid bloke.

4 Months down the road.
“Go on Danny! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knock the ♥♥♥♥ out of him” we re-join the story in Australia where Danny’s picked an unsuitable fight with a large male kangaroo. Luckily Danny used his Kungfu to get the better of him. We had a good meal that night, looking up at the stars and seeing how long we can keep our faces in the fire before pulling them out. That night wasn’t all good, there was this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sketch bloke named Lumpy, who tried to Knick our shoes and steal some kangaroo meat, luckily Danny always sleeps with one eyes open, so he jumped to his feet, ripped his shirt off, slapped his belly and charged straight for the unaware Harry

At this point, The Lorry is hurtling along the road 80, 90, 100, 120 we don’t know what to do with ourselves so we kick open the back door, grab Danny’s shoulders and launched onto the road riding Danny like a surfboard. Luckily, the poor ♥♥♥♥ has a good bounce and we land in the shrubbery beside the road. We see the lorry career into a bunch of cars and explode. “well we’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥ now” says mike who cracks open a Carlton Draught from his pocket and ♥♥♥♥♥ his hand gun. “What the flying ♥♥♥♥ do you think your doing ♥♥♥♥” I Shout. “Isn’t it clear, we’re ‘gonna have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat the drive!!” “♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥, that’s Danny he’s , he’d ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ taste like ♥♥♥♥, let’s just try and stop a car so that they can take us to the city”. “It’s Spencer by the way”, “Mikey, a pleasure to meet you”. “Fricking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” Danny mutters “♥♥♥♥ off ♥♥♥♥”.