Nedávné recenze uživatele InsaneInferno #TF2EASY

this game is so nice i got banned when i launched the game for first time! how the ♥♥♥♥ are you even supposed to cheat in roulette. this game is ♥♥♥♥ dont waste time and internet downloading this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game play monopoly poker instead

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of Samoliotik, a treasure of a game that had me yellin' "Shiver me timbers!" and "Yo-ho-ho!" in equal measure.

Now, picture this: ye find yerself on the high seas of pixels, sailin' a ship made o' pure imagination. It be a sight to behold, me lads and lasses! But what truly sets Samoliotik apart be its quirky cast of pixelated pirates. They be a peculiar bunch, with their wonky hats and grog-induced swagger.

The game be a whirlwind o' color and chaos, as ye navigate through waves of enemy ships, blastin' 'em to bits with yer trusty cannon. Oh, the joy of sendin' those scallywags to Davy Jones' locker! But ye must be quick on the draw, me mateys, for the seas be teemin' with peril and pixelated squids out for revenge.

Samoliotik be like a treasure hunt, with each level revealin' a new challenge and hidden booty to plunder. The puzzles, me hearties, be tricky as a one-legged pirate dancin' the hornpipe. But fear not! Ye be armed with a shipload of power-ups and upgrades that'll have ye feelin' like the true captain of the seven seas.

But what truly tickled me pirate funny bone be the music, arrr! It be like a jolly sea shanty that kept me toe-tappin' and me hook wavin' in the air. I couldn't help but sing along, even if me voice be as pleasant as a parrot with a sore throat.

Now, me fellow swashbucklers, Samoliotik may not be the deepest of games, but it be a jolly good time for a pirate lookin' for a bit o' mindless fun. So, hoist the anchor, set sail on yer pixelated vessel, and embrace the silliness of it all. Arrr, Samoliotik be a treasure worth seekin', if only to remind ye that even pirates need a good laugh now and then.

this game sucks i wait for 1 hour for a comp game and cant even get into a lobby

If you're bored of regular ol' building games, then Brick Rigs is here to rock your world with side-splitting hilarity! As a self-proclaimed master builder (or at least I thought so), I couldn't resist jumping into this game, and oh boy, was it a riot!

Say goodbye to predictable building, because in Brick Rigs, physics goes bonkers and the results are downright comical. I mean, who wouldn't crack up watching a meticulously built brick structure crumble like a house of cards, all thanks to wonky physics? It's like playing Jenga, but with a wrecking ball!

But that's not all - the vehicles in Brick Rigs are a whole other level of crazy. From ramshackle jalopies to banana-shaped rocket cars, they all handle like a bull in a china shop on roller skates! The sheer joy of watching my ride go careening off cliffs or spinning like a breakdancer had me in stitches.

And let's talk about multiplayer - it's an absolute circus on steroids! Trying to coordinate construction efforts with my buddies was like herding hyperactive cats. With bricks flying, accidental demolitions, and rockets gone rogue, we laughed so hard we couldn't breathe.

Sure, the graphics may not be hyper-realistic, but that's part of the charm. The wonky physics and wacky vehicle designs make for some seriously hilarious moments. I couldn't help but giggle as my car got stuck in a tree or my brick tower crumbled like a pancake stack.

In a nutshell, if you're craving a game that will keep you rolling with laughter, then Brick Rigs is a must-play. It's a delightful mess of physics-based chaos, absurd vehicles, and uproarious multiplayer mayhem. Just be prepared for tears of laughter as you attempt to build your way to glory in the most side-splitting building game ever!

Game is very fun, but always crashes on launch. Super annoying

I wonder, how much effort went into the creation of this masterpiece, this true piece of art, this standing ovation worthy artistry? The pure preciseness of this sample of sheer dexterity has brought tears to my eyes more than once. I am in awe of the touching yet relatable character arcs and the characters themselves. The twists and turns had nothing to do other then fill my heart with anguish and joy, fury and every other emotion you could possibly feel. The message and moral that this story is trying to tell, along with the characters its trying to show, were executed flawlessly. Needless to say, this emotional rollercoaster has taught me so very much, morals and more, that I could never have learned without this thrilling piece of art. Thank you, and bye.

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What can I say about Barro 2020, that hasn't already been said about the creation of the light bulb, penicillin, and the wheel. Probably the pinnacle of human evolution, Barro 2020 is by far the best in its franchise without a doubt. Although 2020 was filled with many negatives, it also led to this masterpiece! After presenting itself on my discovery queue, this was the closest me, my computer and wallet could get to forza, and I bought it even though the rest of the world was suffering. After going through many hardships in 2020, this game delivered a once in a lifetime experience! It was life changing, the lore, characters, graphics, and game mechanics were way ahead of its time, 100 times better than its older sibling 'Barro'. Prior to my purchase of Barro 2020 (the best game ever), I was a fat slob eating 100ton of uranium flavoured cheetos every nano-second, suffering from stage 5 depression. Ever since my purchase, my life has completely changed, inside out. I'm no longer a fat slob, no longer suffering from stage 5 depression, and I am happier than ever and I frequently hit the gym (my max bench is 60 000 Pluto's btw). Please buy this game, it might change your life like it changed mine. Thank you SC Jogos, and keep up the franchise.

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