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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:27am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:52am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:04am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 3:14am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 6:28am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 2:14am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 9:20am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:12am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 7:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 1:50pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:10am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 8:10am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:28am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:58am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:50pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:30am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 2:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 3:16am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:58am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 9:40pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:24am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 11:52am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:30am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 11:56am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:20pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:12am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:30am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 11:42am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:04am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 12:43am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:05am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 11:44am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 12:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 6:13am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 7:43am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:10am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:29am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 7:12am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 8:12am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 4:15pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 May @ 12:18pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2024 @ 7:04am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2024 @ 5:28am



Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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