4 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.9 hrs on record
Posted: 12 Dec, 2015 @ 10:14pm

It's tough to give a free to play game a negative review, but I think it's appropiate here. The description advertises a branching story lines, but the choices are merely an illusion.

Sure, what you choose to say does affect lines of text you recieve, but the actual overarching story will always remain the same.

I found at one point emily asks to come down and no matter which option you pick she ends up angry at you.

If you pick "Come down" she gets mad at you for taking advantage of her vulnerability and planning out a devious hook up even though she says "I wish you kissed me, hey can I come round yours?"

If you pick "Come down as friends" she gets mad at you for not making a move and says you ruined their perfect moment to get together

If you pick "Don't come down" she just gets mad

I just found that frustrating and I was hoping for some change in the story, also brad is a tosser

On top of that the main character just types ♥♥♥♥ I never wanted him to type,


Pros
It's free
Irritating friend simulator
I like the old pc sounds

Cons
Emily
No meaningful branching story as advertised
No unfriend button for emily implemented
Protagonist types things you didn't want him to type

I'd say it's a meh game, but swings into the thumbs down for me.
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