"YES I'M A FRANCE BOUND CLOWN WITH THE HAMMER TO THE GROUND, AND I'M DOING THINGS THAT THEY SAY I COULD NEVER DO"

"Oh, cruelest fate, to be thusly boned. Ask not for whom the bone bones, for it bones for thee!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, allow me to remove my pants *ziiip*. Now you tell me, in what universe could a man with a ♥♥♥♥ so small have committed that number of rapes? Now, I'm just a simple country lawyer who happens to also be a Jewish Korean man who is also Bill Cosby. But I do know one thing, my ♥♥♥♥ is too small to have committed that many of rapes, I rest my case"

"A sight for sore eyes to the blind would be awfully majestic, it would be the most beautiful thing that they ever had seen"

"Don't you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank!"

Check out some of my DOT Guides for Underlord, Faceless Void, Viper, Kunkka, and more

TF "main" classes ranked:

Soldier
Demo
Pyro
Scout
Medic

If I tea-bagged you IRL I'd break your nose with the weight of my immense sack and ♥♥♥♥

If you bring up the VAC ban I'm just going to call you a nerd and tell you to eat my ass (;