Chimichungus

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Paper doesn't taste very good. In the future people use Playdough to make buildings. Iron is illegal on the surface of the sun.

So I'm working on my twerking
Just to get your body jerking
So sidle up your saddle
while I go and fetch the paddle.

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SEND THIS TO 6 PPL OR GET DIAGNOSED AS HIV-POSITIVE!!

In west Pakistania
Born and raised
On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool
Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good
Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane
And when it came near
The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare"
Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law"
"Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later
I looked at the driver and said "Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag
I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL