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Macgyvew, here wook at me! I'm a widdle kumb gwuzzling twain, choo choo! Wook at me go! Choo choo chooo! Wook at da way I'm cwoming troo, bweep bweep! I mean choo choo! Chugga chugga chugga chugga. Aww schit you made me hit a fwat cow. Now I have a lotta expwaining to do, they gwonna make mwee do pwaper work. ♥♥♥♥♥!

Hey, I heard your voice and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO

hifi rush = poggies

HAPPPPPYYYYYY NEW YEAR, TYTYYYYYYY. I LOVE YOU.

Happy birthday, Tyler!! I hope you get at least twenty-two million credits for your birthday, but preferably it'd be cool if you got a couple billion for that trade tax. Did you ever ask the Galactic Government if there's potentially a trade tax deduction of some kind for birthday boys? Who knows. Maybe a Hutt will go easy on you. Love you, Tyler. Happy birthday.