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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 148.2 hrs on record
Posted: 18 Sep, 2014 @ 6:34pm
Updated: 28 Jun, 2017 @ 9:04am

Early Access Review
Old review from 2014 is saved below.

I came back to this game THREE YEARS LATER and it's still in the same buggy, unplayable state as before. Except now loot has been removed from all but a few locations. There are entire cities with no zombies or loot. You can go to the apartments by Cherno and find 1 can of beans as the only loot in 10 buildings.

This isn't a game any more. It's a disgrace. I got my money's worth back in 2014, but now it's not worth the harddrive space. I pity any fool who buys this game now. Go play PUBG, it's a real game.


OLD REVIEW BELOW:
The game is full of bugs. Zombies will run through walls and rip your intestines out while you desperatly try to find their hitbox with your woodcutting axe.

Sometimes you'll wander through a forest dehydrated and starving until you finally find signs of civilization. As you cautiously approach a farmhouse on the outskirts of town you hear the roar of a zombie. Forced to decide between death by starvation and death by evisceration, you make a dash for the house only to discover a man full clad in camo holding an automatic rifle pointed at your face. You put your hands up and say "please sir, I'm starving, I just wanted to find some beans, can I just back away and leave?" to which he will respond with a bullet in your skull. Then you'll hear him laugh as he loots your body before "You are dead" pops up.

After many painful and embarassing deaths you will happen upon a small hunting rifle. A quick look through your tattered child's backpack will reveal that you have a few shells of exactly the kind of ammo this rifle uses! Excited that you can finally stand on your own two feet, you will confidently stroll through town with your boomstick drawn. Suddenly, a zombie pops out from behind you. Afraid to waste your ammo in an excessive display of force, you hit the button for switching to your baseball bat. The game doesn't seem to respond, so you mash the button while running backwards as the zombie slashes at you and blood shoots out of your neck like a geyser. Finally the bat comes out for a second, then goes back on your back. You keep mashing the button for bat and just as you raise it for an attack your screen goes black, followed by a "You are dead" a few seconds later.
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