who's this goofy goober

* fk showers, i can last more 7 days without showering and have done multiple 7 days already, yall fkin suck.
* if u have nice thighs and wear see-through black thigh high socks, i'll be ur slave. ill grope, suck, and bite ur thighs too (つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )つ IM NOT ASKING, NOW SHOW EM TO ME. like narrow waist with thigh gap makes it hot ~~jizzing~~ okay ye like that. like fit, not too thick, i don't like too thick. like drooopy boobs n stuff and fastass HELL NOOo. a person with no or small tits are hotter than fatty/droopy, fake butts/boobs no. only natural boobs medium big is the max. u know what im saying. like im not saying i don't like thickness, like skinny thick if you know so like medium/normal i guess. not objectifying, personality is key too. and those girls want a man with 200k salary, house, bugatti, generational wealth, T20 school, and millions in stocks in their 20s so i'm looking at a -99% probability here lmao :)
* i love brainrot, degeneracy, and reel spamming
* im on the lookout for a sugar mommy to get me a job in swe, gimme yummy food, and drive me places :D
* caseoh is the best streamer like in duh world
* fk politics, a waste of time and rent in my brain
* suk on my noodle u fk
* what's ur sister's number?
* im broker than ur left nut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af2rvOlj9UU&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank

* Aliases (999+): Bball/B4SK3TB4LL/Tryharder/Nincumpoop/Maya Sizitchi/<Why?>/wompers/Revenge of the Wompers/wumfy/Luscious Thighs <3/shades
* Desktop gamer: 2020 (November) - Present
* Laptop gamer: 2012 - 2020 (60hz, ~1 mbps, 0.7s monitor delay, ~5.5k hrs in CS and ~1.5k hrs in pubg, rage/suicide/mental setup, unplayable)
* ✔️mouthbreather (⌐■_■)

* played hella hrs on scoutzknivez (Reldom, FragWorks) and 90%+ of my competitive games on Dust II = ~5k hours
* Sold my Stattrak Scout with ~172,000 kills in 2019 for Rust ~$9 and it sucked lmaoooo

CPU: Intel Core i7-12700K (8P+4E Cores, BOTTLENECKING IS UNREAL, TRASH I'D SAY)
GPU: GIGABYTE 5070-Ti
Motherboard: MSI PRO Z790-A WIFI 6E
Memory: G.SKILL Ripjaws S5 Series DDR5 RAM 32 GB (2x16GB) 6400MT/s (Intel XMP 3.0)
Storages:
* Samsung 980 PRO PCIe 4.0 NVMe SSD 2TB (main)
* XPG s50 lite PCIe Gen 4x4 M.2 2280 SSD 1TB (garbage, worse than my previous gen 3)
* Seagate BarraCuda 2TB HDD
PSU: Thermaltake Toughpower GF3 1000W - ATX 3.0/PCI-E 5.0 Ready, 80+ Gold
Monitors:
* MSI MPG 321URX QD-OLED 4K UHD Gaming Monitor (coming on 11/28/2025)
* BenQ Zowie XL2566+ (400hz, Dyac2)
PC Case: NZXT F7 Flow
PC Accessory: Lian Li 8.8" Universal Screen
Water Cooler: CORSAIR Nautilus 360 RS ARGB Liquid CPU Cooler
* Asus VG248QG 24” (0.5ms, 165hz, ♥♥♥♥-sync, drop this garbage out of the setup soon)
Headphones: Corsair VOID PRO RGB Wireless (not using it anymore)
Earbuds:
* Fanmusic TRUTHEAR x Crinacle Zero (currently using)
* Logitech G333
Microphone: Ampligame A6T USB Gaming Microphone Kit
Keyboards:
* Wooting 80HE (currently using)
* Razer Hunstman V2 TKL Linear Optical Switches Gen2
* HyperX Alloy Origins Core tenkeyless RGB - HyperX Red Switch (spilled soup, broken)
Mouse: Darmoshark M3s Pro
Driving Bundle: Fanatec CSL DD QR2 Ready2Race (8Nm)
VR: Meta Quest 3 - 512GB
Controller: PS DualSense Wireless Controller