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your wife asks you for nothing.
-- Joey Adams
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My mother wants grandchildren, so I said, "Mom, go for it!"
-- Sue Murphy
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America!! I saw it all!! Vomiting! Waving! JERRY FALWELLING into
your void tube of UHF oblivion!! SAFEWAY of the mind ...
😪
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
😘
One is often kept in the right road by a rut.
-- Gustave Droz
🙂
Mal: "Listen, if you got guests, I can come back later."
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Peter: Son, we're going to get you back in the Scouts so fast, they wont know what hit 'em. [he backs into a parked car]
Peter: And, um, neither will that guy.
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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Arman de Caillavet, 1913
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"They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them!"
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Officer:
We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there i