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especially when it's full of gin
and that's the state it's usually in- it's true
don't ever try to cross an Englishman :
or the fellow will get emphatically cross,
really quite dramatically cross,
almost operatically cross with you!
he's usually unperturbable,
quite undisturbable,
a pillar of equanimity and calm
he's really the sort of chap
who never gets in a flap
an easygoing bloke, him,
but if you should provoke him
it's all hands on deck and sound the alarm!
ordinarily quite taciturn
a person of a placid turn
a scene is something he simply can't abide
he cultivates an air
of sang-froid and savoir-faire
but if you stat to heckle
then the flushing of his neck'll
show he's turning straight from Jekyll into Hyde...
(from Don't ever try to cross an Englishman - by Ray Jessel)