Recent reviews by D R A N E

Ghost of Tsushima Director's Cut

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding if you are a completionist

---{ Story / Mission }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond (It will never end if you are a completionist)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ EA Game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 9
☑ 10

☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS




☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
☐ I would rather dip my balls into sulfuric acid


☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
☐ Invest into a hearing aid


☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma
☑ All


☐ Check if you can run Notepad
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer


☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Ask pharmacist for Adderall


☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't required to progress
☑ Average grind level (Story & NG+) = 17hrs approx
☑ Average grind (w/Challenges 100%) = 40hrs approx
☐ You'll need a new game+ in life


☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good 
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll change your life


☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (10min - 1hr)
☐ Short (1hr - 20hrs)
☑ Average (20hrs - 60hrs) *The story + completionist
☐ Long (70hrs - 100hrs)
☐ To infinity and beyond (100hrs+)


☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Rob a bank
☐ You could also just burn your money




☐ Never seen any
☑ Minor bugs nothing major
☐ Can get annoying
☐ EA game
☐ The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs


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☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9.2
☐ 10


🟢 PROS: Beautiful game, the best Spider-man game up to date, coming from someone that really appreciated and grew up with Spider-man games such as PS2 Spider-man 2 which even by modern standards is for some THE SPIDER-MAN game. All things considered if you like super-hero games or open world exploring, this game offers a vast amount of content that will keep you entertained for a good while.

🔴 CONS: Some bugs here and there, personally I would also recommend buying the game on a sale. One thing that I miss from Spider-Man 2 on the PS2 is the huuuge horizontal jumps, as it made the dynamic of exploring the world that much more interesting and diverse for me. Just my opinion though. The replay-ability of the game is always a nice thing but once you finish it once it feels like a chore if you want Ultimate/New Game + Achievements.

RIP to all of my fellow brothers in Christ that want to challenge themselves with 100% completing this Game. My deepest prayers and sympathies to you all. Be sure to procreate so your grandchildren will be able to help you out.

Was good in 2017-2019. Full of hackers, lvl 500s and micro-transactions so either start loosing weight in this game by sweating in it or play in private lobbies to still have some fun.

☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS




☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
☐ I would rather dip my balls into sulfuric acid


☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
☐ Invest into a hearing aid


☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
☐ All


☐ Check if you can run Notepad
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer


☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Ask pharmacist for Adderall


☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't required to progress
☑ Average grind level (Story & NG+)
☑ Above-average grind (w/Challenges 100%)
☐ You'll need a new game+ in life


☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good 
☑ Lovely
☑ It'll change your life


☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (10min - 1hr)
☐ Short (1hr - 20hrs)
☑ Average (20hrs - 60hrs) *Just the story
☑ Long (70hrs - 100hrs) *For completionist
☐ To infinity and beyond (100hrs+)


☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Rob a bank
☐ You could also just burn your money




☐ Never seen any
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ EA game
☐ The game itself is a giant terrarium for bugs


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☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9.7
☐ 10


🟢 PROS: Beautiful game, the best realistic Batman feeling game in the Arkham Series in my opinion. Stunning storyline with an atmospheric open-world full of events and things to do. This game really does make you feel like batman.

🔴 CONS: I wish that there would be more things to do after completing the main story/new game+ in the open world aspects. Once all challenges and Most Wanted are done everything is done. I feel like it that doesn't let you enjoy the reward for completing 240% achievement (IF YOU KNOW U KNOW) in the open world that much, and it kinda sucks to have that restriction.

-- PHARAOH & CLEOPATRA --


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast (Recommended)
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Above average grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding if you are a completionist

---{ Story / Mission }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll change your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (10min - 1hr)
☐ Short (1hr - 20hrs)
☑ Average (20hrs - 60hrs)
☐ Long (70hrs - 100hrs) *for full completion
☐ To infinity and beyond (100hrs+)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left & the will for an immersive challange
☐ Rob a bank
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never seen any
☑ Minor bugs (The game is old)
☑ Can get annoying
☐ EA Game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☑ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

PROS:
A very nice city builder that brings you back to ancient Egypt to build towns, cities and timeless monuments throughout the ages of ancient Egypt. This is game for me personally is a nostalgic rewind to the early 2000's when PC gaming started to significantly evolve into what we have today. This game was one of my first games so I may have some extra love for it compared to others, however I do believe I gave a fair review by today's (2022) standards.

CONS:
The game is old and there may be some bugs or port issues that you will run into. However there can be a solution to resolve these issues by implementing mods. The display of the game is really small but it can be fixed via mods if you choose to enhance your experience in this game.

-- ASSASSIN'S CREED ORIGINS --


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast (Recommended)
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level (if you do want to go 100% completion, expect about 80-90 hrs of gameplay)
☐ Above average grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding if you are a completionist

---{ Story / Mission }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good - 8/10
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll change your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (10min - 1hr)
☐ Short (1hr - 20hrs)
☐ Average (20hrs - 60hrs)
☑ Long (70hrs - 100hrs) *for full completion
☐ To infinity and beyond (100hrs+)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left & the will for an immersive challange
☐ Rob a bank
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never seen any
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ EA Game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10

PROS:

(Potential Spoilers) Fantastic addition to the AC universe, vast exploration, beautiful environment, important and great story. Overall impression of the game is positive. As someone that played Assassin's Creed titles from the first game this one certainly does the series justice and brings new lore and fascination to the story that the developers wish to tell.

CONS:

The gameplay is the only thing that I could see to be lacking in this game, most side quests are really repetitive in actions that Bayek (Main Character) goes through. It's a weird thing sometimes to carry an NPC that's capable of walking for the next 300m only to be dropped and then he stands up in a laggy looking second like nothing happened. At some points during playing as Bayek the gameplay feels really slow, especially in Free running/Parkour. Which is somewhat of a disappointment since the series have been well-known for that aspect of gameplay.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Above average grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding if you are a completionist

---{ Story / Mission }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☑ It'll change your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee (10min - 1hr)
☐ Short (1hr - 20hrs)
☑ Average (20hrs - 60hrs)
☑ Long (70hrs - 100hrs) *for full completion
☐ To infinity and beyond (100hrs+)

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never seen any
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ EA Game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
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☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
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☐ 9
☑ 10

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God of War

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding if you are a completionist

---{ Story / Mission }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☑ It'll change your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never seen any (Played for 50 hrs +)
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ EA Game
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10