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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game. I feel like I have been robbed.

I normally wouldnt sit down and write a serious review, but I have had a few drinks and I am really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry. This game is everything the original Wolfenstein games (The old blood, The new order, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell even the new Colossus) arent. I have been greatly disappointed by this cow ♥♥♥♥, and hope and pray to God that I get my money back. This is not worth six dollars, I could buy two packs of red Marlboro with this money, which will be better for my health than this game.
I dont even know where to begin. The gameplay I suppose. So, you know how in the other Wolfenstein games you can feel the power of your weapon, even when shooting Supersoldaten or any other strong enemies? In this game you cant even feel the power of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ assault rifle when shooting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ man with no armor. IN THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD. He takes it like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerf gun shot. This goes for all weapons and all enemies, no weight, no power.
You love the executions with the pipes in the old blood? The knife in the new order? The hatchet in the new colossus? The satisfying animations, the variety of different animations, the bloody nature of them? How there are so many for the different angles and positions you might attack an enemy in? You got none of that here. There are like three, and they are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible and feel unfinished. The main one (if it even works, because I have noticed that due to the lack of variety, somethimes no animation plays and the enemy just dies) is you killing the enemy with their own gun. Again, feels very light, no weight to the gun, nor the shot, and there is not even muzzle flash. After that, you just return to the gun you were previously with, with no animation, just their gun despawning from your hands, your gun spawning. The stealth kill animation is just one (I have done several takedowns and it was the same), while kind of satisfying at first, gets repetative really quick, because again, IT IS ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANIMATION. I am talking so much about takedown animations because I loved them in the old blood, loved them even more in the new order, and loved them EVEN MORE in the new colossus. The first time I pressed middle mouse button I was excited to see what they had done this time, I expected something good, something satisfying, and then a giant ♥♥♥♥ came into my ass, destroying every single particle of joy that I had left in my body.
Next we should talk AI. It is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded. Sometimes it sees you, sometimes it doesnt. Sometimes it decides to shoot at you, sometimes it doesnt. They never act like actual soldiers, more like a blind and deaf people trying to find their way out of a maze, on a timer, while handling heavy weaponary incorrectly.
The characters are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible, I neednt say more, my garlic bread is ready finally, ♥♥♥♥ this game.
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Dismist 14.4. klo 12.18 
this blud is a jigger
:poemg:
Yung Stoney 31.10.2022 klo 12.00 
LOL
GhostX_ 5.12.2021 klo 11.51 
pedal :D